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If you were to have sex with food....
#1

.......what kind would it be?


I already fucked around with this. :unsure:

[Image: meatwithholes.jpg]
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#2

Not sure I have an option here. I'd have pizza INSTEAD of sex. Occasionally.
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#3

Quote:Originally posted by iamabanana@Jun 14 2004, 11:30 PM
Not sure I have an option here. I'd have pizza INSTEAD of sex.  Occasionally.
Not eat, have sex with.
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#4

Isn't the guy answer supposed to be warm apple pie?
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#5

Quote:Originally posted by leucetios@Jun 14 2004, 11:35 PM
Isn't the guy answer supposed to be warm apple pie?
What about warm raw meat?
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#6

You have two dicks MT ?
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#7

Quote:Originally posted by leucetios@Jun 15 2004, 12:35 AM
Isn't the guy answer supposed to be warm apple pie?
Ding ding ding ding ...


We have a winner ......

MT show him his prize ................. Big Grin

Why do I keep this cesspool alive?
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#8

Quote:Originally posted by velvet@Jun 14 2004, 11:37 PM
You have two dicks MT ?
No I just lost control for a while. Huh
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#9

Ohhh.... you are getting very interesting MT Wink
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#10

I remember the first time I fucked a pan of brownies. They looked like this.


[Image: brownies.jpg]




All slick in the top.
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#11

Oh god I ate one of them last night ... not sure i want to anymore now Huh
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#12

Quote:Originally posted by minorthreat+Jun 14 2004, 05:37 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(minorthreat @ Jun 14 2004, 05:37 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'> <!--QuoteBegin-leucetios@Jun 14 2004, 11:35 PM
Isn't the guy answer supposed to be warm apple pie?
What about warm raw meat? [/b][/quote]

You mean Noi? No thanks
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#13

Quote:Originally posted by minorthreat+Jun 14 2004, 02:37 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(minorthreat @ Jun 14 2004, 02:37 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'> <!--QuoteBegin-leucetios@Jun 14 2004, 11:35 PM
Isn't the guy answer supposed to be warm apple pie?
What about warm raw meat? [/b][/quote]

Pass on the meat. My cock doesn't need to get mad cow disease.
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#14

Quote:Originally posted by leucetios+Jun 14 2004, 11:44 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(leucetios @ Jun 14 2004, 11:44 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'>
Quote:Originally posted by minorthreat@Jun 14 2004, 02:37 PM
<!--QuoteBegin-leucetios@Jun 14 2004, 11:35 PM
[b] Isn't the guy answer supposed to be warm apple pie?
What about warm raw meat? [/b]

Pass on the meat. My cock doesn't need to get mad cow disease. [/b][/quote]
So you'll let it get a yeast infection instead?
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#15

I love to use raw liver, it's just so slippery and slick.
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#16

umm...I guess the most obvious one:

Cucumber..... :blink: :lol:

I demand the world but offer nothing in return.
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#17

You guys are disgusting! :blink:
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#18

Quote:Originally posted by minorthreat@Jun 14 2004, 08:03 PM
You guys are disgusting! :blink:
I'm sorry to offend your delicate sensitivities MT. Sad
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#19

MT prefers water melons Wink :lol:
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#20

Quote:Originally posted by velvet@Jun 14 2004, 08:27 PM
MT prefers water melons Wink :lol:
But they just don't feeel right to me..........................Uhhhhhh I mean I would never do that. :ph34r:
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