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What ya got on taps for this weekend?
Little golf?
little drinking?
little smokin?
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Golf today in the rain.Bars tonight.Saturday afternoon golf probably followed by sleeping.Sunday softball double header playoff games if it doesnt get rained out, if it does I'm going to the jersey shore for the day.I'll be smoking constantly all weekend starting at noon today.This is where I'm obligated to ask what your doing this weekend.
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The Jersey shore kicks ass.
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You need to eat scrapple at the jersey shore.
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well since you asked....
Tonight-watch the pistons force game 7, if all goes not as planned, finish off the 20 Newcastle's in my fridge and down the 3/4 bottle of jager in the freezer, piss and poop myslef.
Saturday-yard work, sister's yard work, golf alone that afternoon.
Sunday-maybe golf in the morning, might do some fishing. hopefully watch game 7.
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Shenanigans Wrote:Hey you're that dood from WTF arn't you?
I hear you are almost as $$$ as Foolery.
i hope your boat crushes you and you're pinned under it all weekend.
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Shenanigans Wrote:Boats arn't like cars.
Speaking of being pinned under things. How's the Mrs?
last night i went to bed at 10:15. wifer gets off at 10, then went to the store to buy some shit. i didnt hear her come in. around 11:30 i wake up to her screaming. our little dog Lilly (poodle) freaked that she invaded the bedroom, she tends to do this. Lilly started snarling, growling, showing her teeth...bad enough she was backing my wife into the corner of our bedroom. i woke up to the bedroom light turning on and my wife yelling at the top of her lungs. i got out of bed, threw a piss, walked back in the bedroom and told the dog to get in her kennel. she went right in, BODE'...so i lay back down, the wife gets in bed and starts bawling, "i don't know what to do, i can't be scared of my own dog, but i can't put her to sleep"...i'm thinking "SWEET, finally we can kill that fucking dog"
i got woke up at 4 in the morning to my wife having a nightmare and crying in her sleep.
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Shenanigans Wrote:It's a poodle, how scary can it be?
What was her nightmare about, actually having to give up the coothie to you?
the dog is old and bitchy. the only two people it won't get mean with is me and my mother in law. i think its sick, everytime it shits the poo just oozes out of its ass and drips on its backside. the dog has encrusted sticky poo on its ass all the time, gorss' me out. i refuse to touch the dog.
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Shenanigans Wrote:Water hose bro...... or antifreeze.....you decide.
i think i'm gonna take it to the vet and have them take a stool sample to see whats wrong. if it requires money i'm putting her down
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Shenanigans Wrote:Should I pray for heart worms?
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