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Intruder
#1

My names Intrusion and I'm intruding in your dome.
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#2

OK.

What's your nic at WTF?
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#3

I'm the leader of the cool gang here to take your lunch money.
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#4

otst

I realise that I have a past to break with--an accumulation of inertia, wrong, foolishness, rot, junk.  A great need of clarification, of mindfulness, or rather, of no mind.  A need to return to genuine practice, right effort.  Need to push on the great doubt.  Need for the spirit.  Hang on to the clear light.
           
Thomas Merton


       
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#5

"welcome"
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#6

snarg Wrote:otst
Oli-dogg Totally Slaughters Tards?

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TomFoolery Wrote:I've got tears in my eyes. Your shit is straight money. Thanks for fucking with those bitches dood.
Blueeyedwoman Wrote:He's a battle rapper. Straight cash. He'll ruin you.
Raiden Wrote:This limey convict is $$$.
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#7

PurpleHaze Wrote:OK.

What's your nic at WTF?

I always thought that "dome" was an expression coming from spork's and raiden's forum
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#8

ntype Wrote:I always thought that "dome" was an expression coming from spork's and raiden's forum
So I was right? These two retards have the same origin. The retarded similarities were fairly obvious.

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TomFoolery Wrote:I've got tears in my eyes. Your shit is straight money. Thanks for fucking with those bitches dood.
Blueeyedwoman Wrote:He's a battle rapper. Straight cash. He'll ruin you.
Raiden Wrote:This limey convict is $$$.
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#9

Oli-dogg Wrote:So I was right? These two retards have the same origin. The retarded similarities were fairly obvious.

we kinda breeded spork, his first posts were sub-human communication.
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#10

ntype Wrote:we kinda breeded spork, his first posts were sub-human communication.
We should understand him a bit better when he releases the first edition of his book "Sporktard Communication - Retard to English Translations".

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TomFoolery Wrote:I've got tears in my eyes. Your shit is straight money. Thanks for fucking with those bitches dood.
Blueeyedwoman Wrote:He's a battle rapper. Straight cash. He'll ruin you.
Raiden Wrote:This limey convict is $$$.
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#11

Who is this spork you speak of?

A spork is cross between spoon and fork is it not? An eating utensil for people with disabilities. Does he have a disability?
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#12

Intrusion Wrote:Who is this spork you speak of?

A spork is cross between spoon and fork is it not? An eating utensil for people with disabilities. Does he have a disability?

go search for his posts and find the answer by yourself
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#13

ntype Wrote:I always thought that "dome" was an expression coming from spork's and raiden's forum

1. Noes, it's a ripoff from Jim Rome.

2. SporK is not an Ownster member.
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#14

Raiden Wrote:1. Noes, it's a ripoff from Jim Rome.

2. SporK is not an Ownster member.

damn that Jim is prolly he's the autor of "rack" too, right ?

spork is not one of your members...c'mon he can't be one of us. I mean originally.

damn frightening in the later case.
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#15

ntype Wrote:we kinda breeded spork, his first posts were sub-human communication.

This is incorrect. Teh SporK was running shit long before he discovered your puny forum. Teh SporK has been banned from 20, give or take, internet forums. You make Teh Spork laugh with your outragous claims.

Eat a dick.

Oli-dogg Wrote:We should understand him a bit better when he releases the first edition of his book "Sporktard Communication - Retard to English Translations".

Stupid Australian,

Two Points:

1. Anyone who says "Sporktard" is an idiot. Feel free to keep using it.
2. If you're going to make a play on a classic Spork line, at least fucking be funny about it.

An example:

Spork to Australian Slim Shady: "I don't speak retard. Consult a dictionary and try again."

Now that's a line. You're embarrasing the human race - commit suicide.


It's no fucking wonder Teh Spork murdered you.

Raiden Wrote:2. SporK is not an Ownster member.

Correct.


Teh Spork is greatness. Long live Teh Spork.

-SporK

Pre-order my book. I've written a bunch of material and we're currently shopping around for a publisher.

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SporK Wrote:Stupid Australian,

Two Points:

1. Anyone who says "Sporktard" is an idiot. Feel free to keep using it.
2. If you're going to make a play on a classic Spork line, at least fucking be funny about it.

An example:

Spork to Australian Slim Shady: "I don't speak retard. Consult a dictionary and try again."

Now that's a line. You're embarrasing the human race - commit suicide.


It's no fucking wonder Teh Spork murdered you.
I could tell you were a Sporktard, without a second look
I chose the line I did because you're the retard with the book
I can see you took the hook, you swallow my bait every time
You delusional freak - there is no classic Spork line!

The only thing you murdered, was your own reputation
Which was dead from the start, from the Sporks first creation
From your first conversation, from your very first post
Any respect you had, disappeared like a ghost

An Australian Slim Shady, is that the best you've got?
In case you forgot, Slim Shady's hip-hop's at the top
Spork, thanks for the compliment, but not to be outdone
I'll compliment you back - it suits your face in all that cum

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TomFoolery Wrote:I've got tears in my eyes. Your shit is straight money. Thanks for fucking with those bitches dood.
Blueeyedwoman Wrote:He's a battle rapper. Straight cash. He'll ruin you.
Raiden Wrote:This limey convict is $$$.
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#17

Oh no! Look out. He's attacking me with text rap. You're not a rapper, you're a kid with a thesaurus. Teh Spork laughs at you.

Teh Spork fears no retard. You envy teh SpoRK.

-Spork

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#18

SporK Wrote:He's attacking me with text rap.
Slaughtering is the word you were looking for. Need to borrow my thesaurus?
SporK Wrote:Teh Spork fears no retard.
As long as you are comfortable with yourself, that counts for something.

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TomFoolery Wrote:I've got tears in my eyes. Your shit is straight money. Thanks for fucking with those bitches dood.
Blueeyedwoman Wrote:He's a battle rapper. Straight cash. He'll ruin you.
Raiden Wrote:This limey convict is $$$.
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#19

Oli-dogg Wrote:Slaughtering is the word you were looking for. Need to borrow my thesaurus?
As long as you are comfortable with yourself, that counts for something.


Lesson learned: You cannot slaughter one with e-rap.

I'll explain.

If you've ever melted, you're forever a retard.
If you've ever battle rapped on the internet, you're forever a retard.

In both cases, the offender's opinion loses value for the remainder of the offenders lifespan.

Get it? You = useless retard.

-Spork

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#20

I've slaughtered the Sporktard, I've slaughtered him hard
My rhymes bombard so hard I'm leaving this retard scarred

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TomFoolery Wrote:I've got tears in my eyes. Your shit is straight money. Thanks for fucking with those bitches dood.
Blueeyedwoman Wrote:He's a battle rapper. Straight cash. He'll ruin you.
Raiden Wrote:This limey convict is $$$.
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