[TomFoolery]

Europe was fun. I'll tell you about it some other time.

What did I miss? Something about blows? Who is Shenanigans? G$D=BIRD33? This palce still slow?

[BIRD33]

Bill=Shenigans but this version is going to show the street smart's .

Did you get a hooker?

[TomFoolery]

Bill=Shenigans but this version is going to show the street smart's .

Did you get a hooker?

No hookers because of the girlfriend and stuff. I'm a good guy like that.

I would have left an upper decker in ntype's shitter, but he has a European toilet which means I would have had to transfer the poo via hand. The only times I was drunk enough to do that I didn't need to take a dump.

My buddy pooped in a Happy Meal box on a street in Brussels, and I did ask a German broad if I could shit on her chest.

This place still suck? What's this "blows" people talk about?

[Michman]

you were gone?

[Tommy]

Did you get a slut to yell "USA" as she was cuming?

[SizeMatters]

No hookers because of the girlfriend and stuff. I'm a good guy like that.

I would have left an upper decker in ntype's shitter, but he has a European toilet which means I would have had to transfer the poo via hand. The only times I was drunk enough to do that I didn't need to take a dump.

My buddy pooped in a Happy Meal box on a street in Brussels, and I did ask a German broad if I could shit on her chest.

This place still suck? What's this "blows" people talk about?

blows is a smilie and furm pic infested board that flumper trolled/trolls. got old fast.


G$D is not bird. was a good thread though.



this place still sucks.

[Shadrach]

did you think of me whilst you were across the pond? good

[BIRD33]

No hookers because of the girlfriend and stuff. I'm a good guy like that.

I would have left an upper decker in ntype's shitter, but he has a European toilet which means I would have had to transfer the poo via hand. The only times I was drunk enough to do that I didn't need to take a dump.

My buddy pooped in a Happy Meal box on a street in Brussels, and I did ask a German broad if I could shit on her chest.

This place still suck? What's this "blows" people talk about?

Did you try anything else besides weed and hash?An upper decker at ntypes would have been legendary.So no strip clubs or anything while you were there?What or who is a girlfriend as it pertains to you?Is she local or internet?

[ntype]

I won't google for "upper decker" (don't want to see poo pic now) but c'mon our toilets are far more intelligently designed that the us ones.

That reminds me of the first time I got to check the toilets in the Hotel room in Chicago...full of water..me like "mmh shit that stuff is clogged", so I check pressing the button for water to come water goes down (hey cool) then fills up again the toilet. Done that two or three time just to realize that you like having a big floater that you could spot from time to time when you poo (eww).

Anyhow moment with tifoo was the tits, I should have made them gooze more alcool the days after that (but for some reason my gf got pissed around saturday I'm quite sure that she didn't liked on of my text messages I sent here while I was high on weed and alcool...*latest updates...everything's back to normal and stuff, had sex before going to work and yesterday evening too*).

[TomFoolery]

Did you try anything else besides weed and hash?An upper decker at ntypes would have been legendary.So no strip clubs or anything while you were there?What or who is a girlfriend as it pertains to you?Is she local or internet?

Just weed and hash in Amsterdam, but the weed has 25%+ THC compared to 10% for kind bud here in the states. The ice hash we bought has over 80% THC. Crazy visuals and shit, you know?

I didn't fuck with the mushrooms, but I will when I go back in November. I don't really get down on any harder drugs, but I was asking bartenders in just about every city for some cocaine. Did some absinth in Prague, that shit is cool too. Got drunk on more types of Czech/Belgium/German beer than I can remember. Stella Artois, Duvel, Jupiler, Hoegaarden, Paulaner, Pilsner Urquell, and Buvar are some of the ones that come to mind.

We saw a live sex show in Amsterdam. That was pretty interesting. The strip clubs are a little different than in the States, and it gets to be very expensive very quickly...so we didn't hit any up.

I gave the bartender in Cologne, Germany a 5 Euro tip to make my drinks stronger. They ended up being 2/3 vodka, 1/3 Red Bull, and I ended up drinking about a liter of Smirnoff that night. We left the club and I kicked in car windows, destroyed bikes, and punched everything that looked breakable.

I saw my girlfliend when I got home yesterday. I busted 2.5 weeks worth of nut in her, I'm pretty sure it was a 10+ roper.

[ntype]

I saw my girlfliend when I got home yesterday. I busted 2.5 weeks worth of nut in her, I'm pretty sure it was a 10+ roper.

you just need to keep up the stamina for three days to have'em full of full.

[BIRD33]

Just weed and hash in Amsterdam, but the weed has 25%+ THC compared to 10% for kind bud here in the states. The ice hash we bought has over 80% THC. Crazy visuals and shit, you know?

I didn't fuck with the mushrooms, but I will when I go back in November. I don't really get down on any harder drugs, but I was asking bartenders in just about every city for some cocaine. Did some absinth in Prague, that shit is cool too. Got drunk on more types of Czech/Belgium/German beer than I can remember. Stella Artois, Duvel, Jupiler, Hoegaarden, Paulaner, Pilsner Urquell, and Buvar are some of the ones that come to mind.

We saw a live sex show in Amsterdam. That was pretty interesting. The strip clubs are a little different than in the States, and it gets to be very expensive very quickly...so we didn't hit any up.

I gave the bartender in Cologne, Germany a 5 Euro tip to make my drinks stronger. They ended up being 2/3 vodka, 1/3 Red Bull, and I ended up drinking about a liter of Smirnoff that night. We left the club and I kicked in car windows, destroyed bikes, and punched everything that looked breakable.

I saw my girlfliend when I got home yesterday. I busted 2.5 weeks worth of nut in her, I'm pretty sure it was a 10+ roper.

What makes hash "Ice hash"?Is it meth?Stella and Hoegarden are good beers, real strong.How about Chimay, try any of that?Did any bartenders come up with any coke?Who's this bitch your dating? I'm suprised I wasnt aware of this as I'm your idol.

I think someone posted your picture while you were gone.I'm sorry god did that to you.

[TomFoolery]

What makes hash "Ice hash"?Is it meth?Stella and Hoegarden are good beers, real strong.How about Chimay, try any of that?Did any bartenders come up with any coke?Who's this bitch your dating? I'm suprised I wasnt aware of this as I'm your idol.

I think someone posted your picture while you were gone.I'm sorry god did that to you.

Quick search: Ice-O-Lator

Hoegarden was good. The shit is 9.5% alcohol. They have this beer called Bush that is 13.5%, but it's not that tasty so I didn't pound them. I don't think I had any Chimay. I know I had Maes in Belgium though, and I got shit-housed on Amstel, Grolsch, and Heineken while in Amsterdam. If you ever make it to Prague you have to get drunk on the Urquell one night and Buvar the next.

I have posted about my girlfliend, you penis. Don't act like you missed it, because I know you search my history daily.

God did nothing wrong to me, we're pals and stuff. When I die I will smuggle some "Brain Damager" Ice Hash into heaven and smoke him up.

[BIRD33]

Quick search: Ice-O-Lator

Hoegarden was good. The shit is 9.5% alcohol. They have this beer called Bush that is 13.5%, but it's not that tasty so I didn't pound them. I don't think I had any Chimay. I know I had Maes in Belgium though, and I got shit-housed on Amstel, Grolsch, and Heineken while in Amsterdam. If you ever make it to Prague you have to get drunk on the Urquell one night and Buvar the next.

I have posted about my girlfliend, you penis. Don't act like you missed it, because I know you search my history daily.

God did nothing wrong to me, we're pals and stuff. When I die I will smuggle some "Brain Damager" Ice Hash into heaven and smoke him up.

Ive no knowledge of your girlfriend.145 high or low?How old, tall?Thats all I need to know.Anything with the trademark "brain damager" is good by me.How cool was it to roll a joint and smoke it at a coffee shop?I'd love that shit.Heres a stupid question, did the amstel\Heineken taste any different over there?I had some guy swearing to me that the budwieser in Ireland tastes way better there.

[Paddy]

I had some guy swearing to me that the budwieser in Ireland tastes way better there.

Guinness brew it under license for the Euro market. Don't know that there's that much difference.

[BIRD33]

Guinness brew it under license for the Euro market. Don't know that there's that much difference.

I told the guy the same thing but he swore it tasted better.I think he was to much of a pussy to drink guinness or anything heavy so he stuck with bud.

[Shadrach]

I think someone posted your picture while you were gone.

I used it as an av for a few hours...ph made me take it down

[IBHung]

I used it as an av for a few hours...ph made me take it down

Please explain this.

[TomFoolery]

Ive no knowledge of your girlfriend.145 high or low?How old, tall?Thats all I need to know.Anything with the trademark "brain damager" is good by me.How cool was it to roll a joint and smoke it at a coffee shop?I'd love that shit.Heres a stupid question, did the amstel\Heineken taste any different over there?I had some guy swearing to me that the budwieser in Ireland tastes way better there.

Higher than 145, but barely. She's over 5'9" tall though.

Rolling a joint in a shop and blazing it was seriously one of the greatest feelings I've ever had. There was definately a release of endorphins. I pulled out my iPod and bumped "I Wanna Get High" by Cypress Hill for my first joint there. For anyone reading this statement that thinks it's gay, I kindly ask you to go fucking kill yourself.

I don't drink a lot of Amstel here, so I can't really compare the taste. The Heineken definitely tasted a lot better in A-Dam though. No comparison to the states. You're probably thinking of the Budweiser in The Czech Republic (Buvar), not Ireland. They are two completely different things, and I don't mean like the Heineken in the States vs. Europe. Two completely different tastes. If you ever get there you need to get drunk on Buvar one night. It's about $1.50 U.S. per 1/2 liter. I took $30 to the bar and got shit-faced and then stumbled back to the hostel at 6:30 a.m. We were with 3 other guys that night, and some prostitute came up to us with horrible English:

Slut: "Eh...you want a sex?"
Josh: "All of us at once?"

Her English got great after that, and it sounded like she was from Jersey:

Slut: "Oh, fuck you mudderfuckers. Get the fuck out of here. I fucking kick your asses.
Josh (while laughing): "Your English sure did get great."
Slut: "Suck my cunt, you faggot."

[BIRD33]

Higher than 145, but barely. She's over 5'9" tall though.

Rolling a joint in a shop and blazing it was seriously one of the greatest feelings I've ever had. There was definately a release of endorphins. I pulled out my iPod and bumped "I Wanna Get High" by Cypress Hill for my first joint there. For anyone reading this statement that thinks it's gay, I kindly ask you to go fucking kill yourself.

I don't drink a lot of Amstel here, so I can't really compare the taste. The Heineken definitely tasted a lot better in A-Dam though. No comparison to the states. You're probably thinking of the Budweiser in The Czech Republic (Buvar), not Ireland. They are two completely different things, and I don't mean like the Heineken in the States vs. Europe. Two completely different tastes. If you ever get there you need to get drunk on Buvar one night. It's about $1.50 U.S. per 1/2 liter. I took $30 to the bar and got shit-faced and then stumbled back to the hostel at 6:30 a.m. We were with 3 other guys that night, and some prostitute came up to us with horrible English:

Slut: "Eh...you want a sex?"
Josh: "All of us at once?"

Her English got great after that, and it sounded like she was from Jersey:

Slut: "Oh, fuck you mudderfuckers. Get the fuck out of here. I fucking kick your asses.
Josh (while laughing): "Your English sure did get great."
Slut: "Suck my cunt, you faggot."

5'9's a tall bitch.I would love to smoke up in those cafe's.Did you get paranoid after smoking in it public?i'd feel a little weird at first i guess.this guy I know swears the Bud in Ireland is different which it might be judging from what you were saying about the heineken.Did any of your friends take the hookers up on anything?