[Vitamin E]

She said..

"Vit E, why do you dig strip joints so much?"

Because, fine women only talk to me for my money. Plus, I can be a total asshole to people. It's not like other guys are gonna rat me out. Most dude's are pussys and would never say they were in a place like that.

[BIRD33]

I go for the food.

[Vitamin E]

I go for the food.

Bad steaks taste much better in a room filled with perfume and cigar smoke. The only draw back is when you find glitter in your food.

[BIRD33]

Bad steaks taste much better in a room filled with perfume and cigar smoke. The only draw back is when you find glitter in your food.

I stopped eating in strip clubs when i saw some fat cow getting banged on the grill after hours. A place near me serves fish sandwiches which makes me laugh.

[cLaY]

i've takin' more ass beatings in strip clubs than any other time in my whole life

[Anhil8tor]

I have never eaten at a strip club. I did have a buddy that hit the "Leggs and Eggs" buffet at a Houston strip club. I think it was flumpers stomping grounds.

I have never been to a club like the one in Atlanta..

I go to the strip bar regularly..

spouser dosen't care..

[Vitamin E]

i've takin' more ass beatings in strip clubs than any other time in my whole life

Bouncers at Chippendale's are notorious ass-whoopers.

[Blueeyedwoman]

Bouncers at Chippendale's are notorious ass-whoopers.

:loool:

[ntype]

a dudes enters into a strip club he sees the menu

"wanking : 10 bucks"
"ham sandwich : 5 bucks"

he ask the chick at the bar "is it you who does the wankings ?"
The chicks answers "yes, do you want one ?"
"no thanks I want a ham sandwich so go wash your hands and prepare me one".

[BIRD33]

I once bought a lapdance for somebody because the girl was the neice of a friend of ours from high school.An asskicking took place weeks later.