03-11-2006, 10:45 PM
Any volunteers?
-Spork
-Spork
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-SPorK
Run me.
Pre-order my book. I've written a bunch of material and we're currently shopping around for a publisher.
-SPorK
03-11-2006, 10:53 PM
hi
ntype Wrote:unrack me it's another false friend. mmh you were "readjusted" but I suppose that google translation is another source of bizzareness in one of my posts.
I fear that.
03-11-2006, 10:54 PM
Shadrach Wrote:hi
Hurry up, kid. I got 5 minutes.
-Spork
Pre-order my book. I've written a bunch of material and we're currently shopping around for a publisher.
-SPorK
03-11-2006, 10:59 PM
Come on motherfucker, I want to quit this site.
Someone grow a testicle between their labia, please.
-Spork
Someone grow a testicle between their labia, please.
-Spork
Pre-order my book. I've written a bunch of material and we're currently shopping around for a publisher.
-SPorK
03-11-2006, 11:03 PM
This thread is dumb. Where's BEW. She'll hand you your ass.
Jimmy - The old Hardcore Standard. :clap:
03-12-2006, 02:46 AM
SporK Wrote:Any volunteers?
-Spork
Your -Spork- sig is meant to annoy but it doesn't. Nobody cares.
You're 'godlike' act went into the woodchipper long ago.
If you are representative of Ownster then your posters are below acceptable and you need to stay home with the other special needs kids.
Your mom loves your siblings more than she loves you.
03-12-2006, 02:56 AM
xing!
I realise that I have a past to break with--an accumulation of inertia, wrong, foolishness, rot, junk. A great need of clarification, of mindfulness, or rather, of no mind. A need to return to genuine practice, right effort. Need to push on the great doubt. Need for the spirit. Hang on to the clear light.
Thomas Merton
03-12-2006, 12:06 PM
SproK does not represent Ownster.
03-13-2006, 09:04 PM
Blueeyedwoman Wrote:Your -Spork- sig is meant to annoy but it doesn't. Nobody cares.
You're 'godlike' act went into the woodchipper long ago.
If you are representative of Ownster then your posters are below acceptable and you need to stay home with the other special needs kids.
Your mom loves your siblings more than she loves you.
Hi,
Can you please, for the sole fucking purpose of entertaining me, not completely fucking suck? Thanks. Much appreciated.
Feeling very godlike,
-Teh Spork
Pre-order my book. I've written a bunch of material and we're currently shopping around for a publisher.
-SPorK
03-13-2006, 09:13 PM
Spork's your name, is it? Like a broken fork or a fucked up spoon? You're about an inch deep--same distance from your body to the tip of your dick.
Don't apply for certification as an ATC. I'll see to it you are rejected.
Don't apply for certification as an ATC. I'll see to it you are rejected.
03-13-2006, 09:17 PM
Air Traffic Controller Wrote:Spork's your name, is it? Like a broken fork or a fucked up spoon? You're about an inch deep--same distance from your body to the tip of your dick.Somewhere, a village is being deprived of their idiot. :roll:
Don't apply for certification as an ATC. I'll see to it you are rejected.
03-13-2006, 09:20 PM
Hello little lady. ATC's coordinate the movement of air traffic, making sure that planes stay a safe distance apart during takeoff, in the air, and during landing. Not so different from your job here, is it?
Why not apply? We need more females in the control tower.
Why not apply? We need more females in the control tower.
03-13-2006, 09:24 PM
Nobody needs more females in control of anything.
Jimmy - The old Hardcore Standard. :clap:
03-14-2006, 01:06 PM
Air Traffic Controller Wrote:Spork's your name, is it? Like a broken fork or a fucked up spoon? You're about an inch deep--same distance from your body to the tip of your dick.
Don't apply for certification as an ATC. I'll see to it you are rejected.
Sorry kid, I'm already ATC certified.
What else you got?
-Spork
Pre-order my book. I've written a bunch of material and we're currently shopping around for a publisher.
-SPorK
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