[CT280]

dude, i'm being serious...it was epock!

i believe you. i'll be doing the pushups this afternoon with said apple butter.

[cLaY]

That being said. Did you reach climax while humping the jar or during doggy felatio?

I pulled out before release, why ruin a perfectly edible jar of apple butter, ya know? spunked in my hand and wiped up with a moist sanitary wipe then let the puppy take care of clean up. i'm not gonna get her hooked on semen at such a young age. i'd hate to see her turn into some kind of whore dog and shit.

[WoolyGoat]

What the fuck is apple butter?

[VitaminE]

What the fuck is apple butter?

Imagine what the Orioles are doing to your redsox and replicate it on an apple.

[Gadonkadonk Money Dawg]

I pulled out before release, why ruin a perfectly edible jar of apple butter, ya know? spunked in my hand and wiped up with a moist sanitary wipe then let the puppy take care of clean up. i'm not gonna get her hooked on semen at such a young age. i'd hate to see her turn into some kind of whore dog and shit.

That is incredibly thoughtful of you clay. Even at a moment of supreme self gratification you manage to put someone (or something) before yourself. Thats wonderful.

[WoolyGoat]

Imagine what the Orioles are doing to your redsox and replicate it on an apple.

cratch:

Can I replicated it on a homer hanky?

[Devious]

What the fuck is apple butter?

Ditto. ????

[PurpleHaze]

It's good on toast and stuff.

[Vitamin E]

bump

[Bill]

I've switched to orange marmalaide...

[cLaY]

take one stick of Velvetta cheese, warm to melting point, throw in teh fridge for a day. throw in microwave and re-heat. check for cheesey skin covering warmed processed cheese. penetrate, release, enjoy with tortilla chips.

[Vitamin E]

take one stick of Velvetta cheese, warm to melting point, throw in teh fridge for a day. throw in microwave and re-heat. check for cheesey skin covering warmed processed cheese. penetrate, release, enjoy with tortilla chips.

Dude, I like where you're heads at!

If you melted velveeta cheese, you could mold it into any shape........


Admins, please tweak Velvet's nic to Velveeta. TIA.