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Me and my buddy used to do all kinds of pranks and shit. The town we lived in was/is really small. Less than 1000 people. The kind of place were you know everyone. Anyway, we had been skateboarding all afternoon and decided to stop at the local diner/bar for some fries and a Coke. My friend was telling me stories about how he had been putting things into the library book return. Nothing too bad, sticks and rocks and pee and stuff. Well he tells me that he has to crap really bad. A light went off in my head! The book return! So he walked back to the bathroom of the bar and grabbed a bunch of toilet paper. We then proceeded to the library. They had 2 book returns there. One in front and another on the side, kind of in the alley. I stood watch as he pushed his ass into the return and blew out a grumpy. I remember that it really stunk. He wiped his ass, threw the paper in there and we left. We had a good laugh.
Anyway, like 4 years later I find out that the next day another friend went into the library where the mean old librarian yelled at him, grabbed him by the arm, and showed him what she thought he had done. The poop was still there! She left it there for 3 hours to show people! Is this wrong?
Discuss.
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My buddy used to clean bldg's and we'd meet him there in the middle of the night to smoke weed.Long story short he pissed in the milk.
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i may have told this one, if not fuck you.
me, my fliend chadd and his fliend aaron all used to fuck around and piss people off. aaron's mom was a dispatcher for the town we lived in. one time we stayed up and moved all of their living room furniture into the garage at 4 in the morning. aaron's mom got off work, opened the garage door and found us sitting in our boxers reading the paper. she fell out of the car laughing her ass off.
another time we decided to streak down the street with big leaves over our penis'. a neighbor saw us and called the cops. aarons mom got the call and had to send police to her own house to check on kids running down the street naked. good times.
oh yeah, another time the three of us stole metal folding chairs from our old church and hid them in the attic right before a wedding. everyone in the church is tripping out because all the church's chair are missing. so one sunday we pulled them all down and stacked them up in a classroom. the room was completely full of metal folding chairs from floor to ceiling. a bunch of people laughed, some blue hairs got pissed and i quit going to church after that.
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One time my buddy curt and me were leaving school first off to head to the beach to spend the morning surfing. This dood rus caught up with us and caught a ride with us to the beach. Waves died out with the tide around noon so we hit the mall to grab some new grub and stuff.....long of the short we ran into rus's dad, cept rus's day wasnt' with rus's mom....Rus got a new car.
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Your sounding like a moron certainly doesn't bother me!
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