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I'm happy today :)
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While I was watching television, I heard my little bree babbling a little more then ususal, so I knew she was awake. When I got to her crib she was standing up holding on to the railing on her own smiling at me. Bree is 7 and a half months old now. I bet I can get her walking by 9 months Smile.

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#2

Bad idea, you won't like her walking at all. She'll run in the street, she'll run away from you, she'll take off when you go to Disneyland. You'll spend your life chasing her until you want to scream.

My very best advice: even time she tries to stand, give her a little kick behind the knees to knock her down. Everyone will be much happier.
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#3

and sucking dicks at 14 months

I'll let you be in my dreams if I can be in yours
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Blueeyedwoman Wrote:Bad idea, you won't like her walking at all. She'll run in the street, she'll run away from you, she'll take off when you go to Disneyland. You'll spend your life chasing her until you want to scream.

My very best advice: even time she tries to stand, give her a little kick behind the knees to knock her down. Everyone will be much happier.


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maybe it is time for a vacation, bew

I realise that I have a past to break with--an accumulation of inertia, wrong, foolishness, rot, junk.  A great need of clarification, of mindfulness, or rather, of no mind.  A need to return to genuine practice, right effort.  Need to push on the great doubt.  Need for the spirit.  Hang on to the clear light.
           
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Blueeyedwoman Wrote:Bad idea, you won't like her walking at all. She'll run in the street, she'll run away from you, she'll take off when you go to Disneyland. You'll spend your life chasing her until you want to scream.

My very best advice: even time she tries to stand, give her a little kick behind the knees to knock her down. Everyone will be much happier.
She wouldnt run away from me. She loves me and her daddy. I know its not fun for a child to start walking, but I'm soo excited about it. She doesnt even know how to crawl yet but shes standing up on her own. Why dont I give you a little kick behind the kneees when you try to stand up instead. Its the best possition for you and I'm much sure the men wouldnt mind. Anyhows my little girl is going to start walking soon and I'm happy. Smile

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#6

keep fucking dreaming. that kid has your gene pool. its brain is fucking mush.

I'll let you be in my dreams if I can be in yours
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cLaY Wrote:keep fucking dreaming. that kid has your gene pool. its brain is fucking mush.

Best post '06.

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#8

pics?

ntype Wrote:unrack me it's another false friend. mmh you were "readjusted" but I suppose that google translation is another source of bizzareness in one of my posts.

I fear that.
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cLaY Wrote:keep fucking dreaming. that kid has your gene pool. its brain is fucking mush.
She will be walking before she reaches 10 months.

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Shadrach Wrote:pics?
Of course, but I dont have it loaded into the computer yet.

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pepsi Wrote:She wouldnt run away from me. She loves me and her daddy. I know its not fun for a child to start walking, but I'm soo excited about it. She doesnt even know how to crawl yet but shes standing up on her own. Why dont I give you a little kick behind the kneees when you try to stand up instead. Its the best possition for you and I'm much sure the men wouldnt mind. Anyhows my little girl is going to start walking soon and I'm happy. Smile

You didn't get my joke at all did you?

ps: if you think a one or two year old child won't run off every chance she gets you're even less astute than most neophyte parents.

ppss: If you tried that ^^^ I would kick the ever loving snot out of your bony ass.
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Blueeyedwoman Wrote:You didn't get my joke at all did you?

ps: if you think a one or two year old child won't run off every chance she gets you're even less astute than most neophyte parents.

ppss: If you tried that ^^^ I would kick the ever loving snot out of your bony ass.
My ass has meat on its bones so how can it be boney? Anyhows it shows that you wouldnt like that much so why would I do that to my daughter? I wouldnt do it anyways I never hit anybody in my life unless it was playfully. I fight verbally not physically.

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#13

Welcome to two idiots fighting.

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#14

It's too easy. I just can't do it. *sigh*
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BIRD33 Wrote:Welcome to two idiots fighting.
whose the 2 idiots? Lemme guess You and clay right?

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pepsi Wrote:whose the 2 idiots? Lemme guess You and clay right?

Exhibit A

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cLaY Wrote:Exhibit A
I love you clay and the more shit talk you say to me the more intense my love for you becomes....:wub:

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pepsi Wrote:I love you clay and the more shit talk you say to me the more intense my love for you becomes....:wub:

I can't wait until Brea's first fuzz starts showing up.

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cLaY Wrote:Exhibit A

:lool:

this thread should make us all feel just a tad bit smarter.

Minorthreat wishes
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#20

time to sign the kid up for tennis lessons with bew
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