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I Had a Weird Evening
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Went a chilled with T-Bone after I had dinner with my parents. My parents live on one end of the street, T-Bone lives on the other...and in the middle lives "Durango Bitch"...one of the hottest milfs I've ever seen. She stripped at this palce called "Pleasures", they had a topless side and all nude side. She rubbed her bald clam in my face a couple times. She also used to strip on the rag, tampon string hanging and all.

Anyway, cops were at her house when I got off work. She is/was married to a dood in the Air Force, he had recently came back from a tour in Iraq. Durango Bitch had been having an affair (go figure) while he was there, and she filed for divorce. I guess she had went back to the house to pick up some belongings and as she was leaving she heard a gun go off. Dood blew his brains out.

Thanks President Bush!

I'll let you be in my dreams if I can be in yours
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#2

RACK! taking the easy way out
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cLaY Wrote:Went a chilled with T-Bone after I had dinner with my parents. My parents live on one end of the street, T-Bone lives on the other...and in the middle lives "Durango Bitch"...one of the hottest milfs I've ever seen. She stripped at this palce called "Pleasures", they had a topless side and all nude side. She rubbed her bald clam in my face a couple times. She also used to strip on the rag, tampon string hanging and all.

Anyway, cops were at her house when I got off work. She is/was married to a dood in the Air Force, he had recently came back from a tour in Iraq. Durango Bitch had been having an affair (go figure) while he was there, and she filed for divorce. I guess she had went back to the house to pick up some belongings and as she was leaving she heard a gun go off. Dood blew his brains out.

Thanks President Bush!


So she's single now? Bonus!
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minorthreat Wrote:So she's single now? Bonus!

What I'm screamin'! I'll have to see if she's working tonight.

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#5

Why did the club have a all nude and topless side?Is it a liquor thing?

See You In Toledo
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#6

What kind of dumbass would ever take a stripper to be faithful?
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#7

Anhil8tor Wrote:What kind of dumbass would ever take a stripper to be faithful?

:ph34r:
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BIRD33 Wrote:Why did the club have a all nude and topless side?Is it a liquor thing?

yes, no booze on the nude side. it was really sleezey over there, and almost always empty except for 4 or 5 doods.

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Anhil8tor Wrote:What kind of dumbass would ever take a stripper to be faithful?

An Air Force fuck thats who. BODE her, she got him to pay for all the plastic in her face and chest.

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Bill Wrote::ph34r:

did you meet your wife while she was dancing?

See You In Toledo
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cLaY Wrote:An Air Force fuck thats who. BODE her, she got him to pay for all the plastic in her face and chest.

So why blame bush for that dumbass..
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#12

BIRD33 Wrote:did you meet your wife while she was dancing?

No. That I didn't.
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#13

Anhil8tor Wrote:So why blame bush for that dumbass..

Because the guy probably went through hell for no good reason.Are you still a bush backer?

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BIRD33 Wrote:Because the guy probably went through hell for no good reason.Are you still a bush backer?


No but I'd be willing to bet if he was home she would have still cheated.

I am down with any president that loves oil.
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Anhil8tor Wrote:No but I'd be willing to bet if he was home she would have still cheated.

I am down with any president that loves oil.

Nice logic.You are completly destroying all stereotypes I have for La'ers.

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#16

BIRD33 Wrote:Nice logic.You are completly destroying all stereotypes I have for La'ers.


Yeah... I work in the oilfield bidness..

therefore high oil = $$$$ for 8
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Anhil8tor Wrote:Yeah... I work in the oilfield bidness..

therefore high oil = $$$$ for 8

Now I understand.Im pro-union in part because it helps my business.

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#18

BIRD33 Wrote:Now I understand.Im pro-union in part because it helps my business.


I am making money hand over fist right now. Sposedly it will stay this way throughout this year and more than likely longer..
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#19

Anhil8tor Wrote:I am making money hand over fist right now. Sposedly it will stay this way throughout this year and more than likely longer..

But you won't shell out $50 and buy me a King Cake. Cheap bastard. :rant:

fem Wrote:Now I'm just stupid.

fem Wrote:I enjoy being a dumb cunt. Thanks.

TomFoolery Wrote:You hurt me so bad, but I just can't stop loving you.
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paybacksare Wrote:But you won't shell out $50 and buy me a King Cake. Cheap bastard. :rant:

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