[paybacksare]

me and I sometimes say "try to escape now mcgyver, ah !"

This made me laugh.

[BIRD33]

I was with a girl drunk as hell and during the sex I noticed it wasnt on my dick anymore.Being the nice guy I am I told her and a drunken search ensued which led to her asking me to reach in and feel around for it.I basically fisted her looking for it but couldnt find it.she went to the doctor and he fished(ha) it out.The end.

[cLaY]

I was with a girl drunk as hell and during the sex I noticed it wasnt on my dick anymore.Being the nice guy I am I told her and a drunken search ensued which led to her asking me to reach in and feel around for it.I basically fisted her looking for it but couldnt find it.she went to the doctor and he fished(ha) it out.The end.

Beautiful.

[ntype]

Beautiful.

2nd

[leeman]

I was with a girl drunk as hell and during the sex I noticed it wasnt on my dick anymore.Being the nice guy I am I told her and a drunken search ensued which led to her asking me to reach in and feel around for it.I basically fisted her looking for it but couldnt find it.she went to the doctor and he fished(ha) it out.The end.

Well I guess the XXs was to big so ...

Go for the XXXS next time ....

Just sayin'

[BIRD33]

Well I guess the XXs was to big so ...

Go for the XXXS next time ....

Just sayin'

Thanks for putting so much thought into my dick.

[leeman]

Thanks for putting so much thought into my dick.

Just trying to be helpfull ...

No need to thank me ....

[paybacksare]

How freaking large was this woman's vagina that she lost a condom in it and had to go to a doctor to find it? Jesus.

[BIRD33]

How freaking large was this woman's vagina that she lost a condom in it and had to go to a doctor to find it? Jesus.

Small girl, 4'11 skinny.I think it was the fact that we were going at it for about a half hour before I noticed and my penis is so long it pushed it to the furthest outpost of vaginaville.The "search" wasnt very detailed because of the alcohol.

FYI as a women your expected to carry a 7 to 10 lbs baby in there.

[Banana]

Small girl, 4'11 skinny.I think it was the fact that we were going at it for about a half hour before I noticed and my penis is so long it pushed it to the furthest outpost of vaginaville.The "search" wasnt very detailed because of the alcohol.

FYI as a women your expected to carry a 7 to 10 lbs baby in there.

Heh. Not quite.

[BIRD33]

Heh. Not quite.

Oh very much quite.

[cLaY]

vagina's are really neat

[Banana]

Oh very much quite.

You carry a baby in your uterus, Einstein. Doesn't negate the fact that the vagina is stretchy (and yes, cavernous) when you push the little one out, but yeah, you don't carry a baby in your vagina.

[Bill]

*insert Foolery'esq picture of a fist in a vagina here.*

[BIRD33]

You carry a baby in your uterus, Einstein. Doesn't negate the fact that the vagina is stretchy (and yes, cavernous) when you push the little one out, but yeah, you don't carry a baby in your vagina.

I give lectures on vagina not get them.

[Banana]

I give lectures on vagina not get them.

Clearly. Perhaps if you ever get a woman pregnant, you'll believe that your HUGE dick won't fit in there, cause the baby is taking up so much room.

[CT280]

..... cavernous....

[Banana]

Well, it would need to become cavernous to get baby to pass through it, but it's not always like that. No worries

[cLaY]

So when I see my penis thumping my wife's mid section, is it in her vagina or uterus?

[Banana]

So when I see my penis thumping my wife's mid section, is it in her vagina or uterus?

The uterus is closed...the opening to the uterus is the cervix, which is closed until the moment of birth. SO, her vagina, but you are likely striking her cervix, which hurts.