[Banana]

I shall inundate you with stories about stupid things my friends, boss, coworkers and ex-boyfriends have done.

Topping all, the boss - Glass Dick Extraordinaire. Actually email conversations from last month. Sorry, it's long (names have been changed to protect the innocent and stupid)
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From: Banana <bananais@thebar.com>
Date: Jan 4, 2006 10:16 PM
Subject: Ms. X. file

Please have a look at the DRAFT report I am sending regarding Ms. X. It is due today at 4:00, but I need you to add the information you received from the ER nurse. After I get that, please forward the entire report back to me, so I can formulate my opinion, add a conclusion and an appendix. Then, you can edit it and sent it out Thanks!

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From: Dumb Boss <dumbboss@work.com>
Date: Jan 4, 2006 10:59 PM
Subject: ---<<<VIRUS ALERT>>>--- URGENT - PLEASE READ NOW! ~~~~~ 01/04/06 ~~~~~

See atachement for important virus update.

Thought this was important
- Dumb Boss

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From: Dumb Boss <dumbboss@work.com>
Date: Jan 4, 2006 11:45 PM
Subject: Dalai Lama Test

Hey Banana! Try this! It's really neat. Apparently, if you forward it to 10 people, your dreams come true. I'm not sure if I believe that, but let's give it a try.

- Dumb Boss
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From: Banana <bananais@thebar.com>
Date: Jan 4, 2006 1:00 PM
Subject: Ms. X. file

Have you had a chance to do this yet?

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From: Dumb Boss <dumbboss@work.com>
Date: Jan 4, 2006 1:45 PM
Subject: Re: Ms. X. File

Why is this in my inbox?

- Dumb Boss
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From: Banana <bananais@thebar.com>
Date: Jan 4, 2006 1:46 PM
Subject: Re: Ms. X. file

Like I said, the file is due TODAY. I need you to add the intake nurse report so I can finish it before you sent out the final copy. It's not complete yet, but due TODAY.

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From: Dumb Boss <dumbboss@work.com>
Date: Jan 4, 2006 2:45 PM
Subject: Re: Ms. X. File

Banana,

Did you know Internet Explorer has a "toolbar" that you can use to organize your favorite websites? Come see me if you'd like to learn how to do this.

-Dumb Boss
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From: Dumb Boss <dumbboss@work.com>
Date: Jan 4, 2006 3:45 PM
Subject: Re: Ms. X. File

I send out that file on Ms. X. I have to say B, this was not one of your stronger efforts. The opinion was absent, as was the conclusion, and there was no appendix. Please become more organized to ensure this does not happen again

- Dumb Boss

[Bill]

she should post here.

[Anhil8tor]

Can I request some of your great sex stories?


TIA!

[Banana]

Ex-boyfriend - circa 1992

We were at a car lot and there were a number of customized cars. One had a "fin" on the back end of it. So, EX went to talk to someone about the car. When he came back, this was the conversation.

Ex - Woah! They put $12,000 into that thing to sup it up. I love that fin!
Me - Is it original?
Ex - No. They got it off a 1997 Mustang.
Me - Do you mean 1979 Mustang?
Ex - No. 1997
Me - You realize it's 1992?
Ex - Yeah. Fucking awesome hey?!

[Banana]

she should post here.

IT's a he. and He hold's a Master's degree.

[Anhil8tor]

have you and jimmygone talked about baby names yet?

if so/not can we do an IT contest where we get to pick it?

The user the picks the name for you and jimmygones baby gets a prize from ________? (i'd say either leeman or you and jimmY)

[Banana]

have you and jimmygone talked about baby names yet?

if so/not can we do an IT contest where we get to pick it?

The user the picks the name for you and jimmygones baby gets a prize from ________? (i'd say either leeman or you and jimmY)

Surely you can find the new thread button, or are you trying to become one of my stories?

[ntype]

IT's a he. and He hold's a Master's degree.

I was kinda hated at the university because I didn't had any trouble saying in public (I was the elected IT branch representative in some annoying council) that that professor was a total numbnut who didn't knew of what he was talking.

Most "papers" only prove that you are able to memorize a few things and do a nice monkey smile when it's needed.

[Anhil8tor]

Surely you can find the new thread button, or are you trying to become one of my stories?

so much hate from such a beautiful woman.

lets try this again...

did you like any of my ideas? :hug: (<---- $$$$ at CF)

[Banana]

I was kinda hated at the university because I didn't had any trouble saying in public (I was the elected IT branch representative in some annoying council) that that professor was a total numbnut who didn't knew of what he was talking.

Most "papers" only prove that you are able to memorize a few things and do a nice monkey smile when it's needed.

What confuses me is how he is still respected in the professional community.

Here's another. We found a cell phone on the street. My coworker brought it up into the office.

Secretary - I am just going to call the service provider and tell them there is a phone we found.

Boss - Hey, I have a better idea. You know how you can find the cell phone number of the phone? Look iunder phone info in the menu. The number is there.

Coworker - *does it* Hey, that's cool, I didn't know you could do that.

Boss - Now call that number. *puffs out chest*

Secretary, Banana, Coworker -

Secretary - **dials number** *phone rings*

Boss - Oh, I guess that didn't work.

[Banana]

so much hate from such a beautiful woman.

lets try this again...

did you like any of my ideas? :hug: (<---- $$$$ at CF)

Um, yeah, I did, I'm just wondering why they are here? :S