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How are the family jewels? Where are my presents?
You don't sing me love songs, you don't bring me flowers...you hardly talk to me anymore, when I come through the door at the end of the day....I remember when, you couldn't wait to see me, used to hate to leave me...now after loving me for so long....
fem Wrote:Now I'm just stupid.
fem Wrote:I enjoy being a dumb cunt. Thanks.
TomFoolery Wrote:You hurt me so bad, but I just can't stop loving you.
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I love when you sing to me. :wub: They are much better, Thanks for asking. Wanna test drive them? Your presents are right on my shelf waiting for something...not sure what but something.
apple Wrote:Aww, but mich, its only a 22 year age difference, I'm still legal :broken:
Bill Wrote:The pool is frozen like Tom Foolery's Saturday night date's snatch.
pineschic Wrote:comon' over here big boy (Vita E).. I'll warm you right up. lol
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Hi Mich, you don't have to give me flowers, our friendship was enough for me.
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Michman Wrote:Hey dood...I've missed you. How ya been?
All good my brotha!
And you?
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Michman Wrote:same....got the nuts lowered a week ago( about 3 years ago for me)....but other than that.....all good. How's the love life? (once a week at best) Drinking life? ( only on days that end in Y (I do have limits))Done anything stupid lately? ( Jees, pick a topic)
Any other questions?
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paybacksare Wrote:Ummm, hi.
You know what?
I've never spoken to you, and in hindsight, I'm sorry, please forgive me.
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Michman Wrote:bout covers it. When we gunna drink together?
Bring it!
I ain't a scairt!
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Michman Wrote:spring, Chicago...be there, be drunk. And bring the fat Elvis (VitE) with you.
Ok, I've already got a place to stay.
Name a date and I'll work on E.
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Michman Wrote:Thinking late April, right about the time the cubs usually exit the penant race
Should we include Foolery?
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