01-03-2006, 07:23 AM
I went to Wal Mart and spent $107.00 on shit tonight. I hate that fucking place. Fat women looking at Pro Keds for their kids. Making me smell the rank stench of urine when they are walking ahead of me. I bought some ground beef there. It reminds me of the meat you get in a state like California, complete shit. I visited LA about a year ago and my buddy bought hamburger that came in a tube. Yummy! He said that's one of the worst things about living there. Same thing with Las Vegas. I went to a BBQ and had a pork chop that was as thick as a piece of Wonder Bread. When I eat a chop, I want to know it's working. My heart should start beating harder as it lines my arteries with pig fat.
Another thing, why is it that every single person loses their ability to think when at Wal Mart? I had a lady checking out in front of me and one of her items didn't have a barcode on it. THe cashier asked her what the item was, she said she didn't know. How in the fuck do you not know? Was it in the "grab bag" section? And really, I don't know why the cashier was asking anyway. It's not like he could figure out how to ring it up without a barcode. Fuck him and her both. Want to see me completely lose my shit? Take me to Wal Mart for a few hours and give me a list of stuff to get. I'd gladly give up my life to have them napalm the whole fucking franchise.
Another thing, why is it that every single person loses their ability to think when at Wal Mart? I had a lady checking out in front of me and one of her items didn't have a barcode on it. THe cashier asked her what the item was, she said she didn't know. How in the fuck do you not know? Was it in the "grab bag" section? And really, I don't know why the cashier was asking anyway. It's not like he could figure out how to ring it up without a barcode. Fuck him and her both. Want to see me completely lose my shit? Take me to Wal Mart for a few hours and give me a list of stuff to get. I'd gladly give up my life to have them napalm the whole fucking franchise.

