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1. Convert to Islam and then kill yourself. Let us know if the 72 virgin thing works out.
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Blind and deaf girls need love too. That might be a good starting point for you.
fem Wrote:Now I'm just stupid.
fem Wrote:I enjoy being a dumb cunt. Thanks.
TomFoolery Wrote:You hurt me so bad, but I just can't stop loving you.
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Don't forget the fat chicks and their excellent oral skills.
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I suggest the Mickey Rourke move with the popcorn from the movie Diner.
If this thread would have be started by Kobe Bryant I'd still be laughing.
things that goes well :
1. drink vodka
2. watch some kind of porn movie (no wanking)
when both are completed until you feel some kind of inner bull wanting to go out. Go out then you'll hit chicks because your brain tells only two things :
1. I love that chick
2. I want to fuck
Works pretty well out there
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You could try the Gary Glitter move.
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ntype Wrote:things that goes well :
1. drink vodka
2. watch some kind of porn movie (no wanking)
when both are completed until you feel some kind of inner bull wanting to go out. Go out then you'll hit chicks because your brain tells only two things :
1. I love that chick
2. I want to fuck
Works pretty well out there
Dating the simple and straight way ...
Go on instincts (PS?) ...
Why do I keep this cesspool alive?