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I want one
#1

A Frenchwoman took her little daughter to the Louvre where they saw a statue of a nude male.

"What is that?" asked the child pointing to the penis.

"Nothing, nothing at all, Cherie," replied the mother.

"I want one," said the child. The mother tried to focus her daughter's attention on a more suitable subject, but the little girl persisted.

"I want one just like that," she kept repeating.

At last the mother said, "If you are a good girl and stop thinking about it now, when you grow up, you will have one."

"And if I'm bad?" asked the little one.

"Then," sighed the mother, "You will have many."

I am trying to see things from your perspective....But I can't get my head that far up my ass!


Remember - The TOES you step on today maybe attached to the ASS you have to kiss tomorrow.

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#2

Hi Sassy,

My name is devious. Would you like one?

:fuckYou:
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#3

Quote: Hi Sassy,

My name is devious. Would you like one?
Hi there WHA. Are they exactly the same? It doesn't sound fun to me. :mg:

Who said I had to make sense ?
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#4

Sassy, call WHA Devious

Why do I keep this cesspool alive?
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#5

Quote: Sassy, call WHA Devious
Um, Try saying that with more or less context.
:lmf:

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#6

Sassy no no.

WHA is Devious.

Why do I keep this cesspool alive?
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#7

Quote: Sassy no no.

WHA is Devious.
Yeah, Next question? Hey. Have you tried a web search? :ph34r:

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#8

No Sassy. My name is Devious not Wha

:fuckYou:
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#9

Quote: No Sassy. My name is Devious not Wha
I understand. Are we still talking about Sassy

his or her name?

It's good to meet you,

Devious not Wha
. Confused

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#10

Sassy ....

I give up ...

OK Devious Is WHA then.

Why do I keep this cesspool alive?
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#11

Quote: Sassy ....

I give up ...

OK Devious Is WHA then.
Do you still don't think they like hotlinks?
You surrender?I think Devious is a lot of things.
Give me a break. :matrix:

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#12

Thank you Sassy

:fuckYou:
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#13

Quote: Thank you Sassy
You are quite welcome! What do you really want to ask me?
:t:

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#14

Sassy, What is devious's name?

:fuckYou:
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#15

Quote: Sassy, What is devious's name?
Yeah, Is that a rhetorical question? :gom:

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#16

heh heh. That's pretty sad...

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