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Ask Flumper Anything

Flumper Barflusterbutt Wrote:Never had my tonsils out or even my wisdom teeth pulled.

Did you have your uvula surgically removed so you could throat the cock better?

BIRD33 Wrote:Im guessing BEW's vag loks like a hotdog that exploded in the microwave.
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PurpleHaze Wrote:Should I get a new av?
Yes. But make it something very sexy. Lusting for you has become a hobby.
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Who has the best and worst av?
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Should I change my nic to "TomLegendWonder" or "TomStephensJudkins"?

BIRD33 Wrote:Im guessing BEW's vag loks like a hotdog that exploded in the microwave.
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TomFoolery Wrote:Did you have your uvula surgically removed so you could throat the cock better?
Honestly, I was not aware of what the uvula was. For those that don't know, it is a small fleshy V-shaped extension of the soft palate that hangs above the tongue at the entrance to the throat.

I have not had it removed.
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Flumper Barflusterbutt Wrote:Honestly, I was not aware of what the uvula was. For those that don't know, it is a small fleshy V-shaped extension of the soft palate that hangs above the tongue at the entrance to the throat.

I have not had it removed.


Pierced uvula:

[Image: uvulva_custom.jpg]

BIRD33 Wrote:Im guessing BEW's vag loks like a hotdog that exploded in the microwave.
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quint Wrote:Who has the best and worst av?
My avs are always the best. I think Mich's is the worst.
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TomFoolery Wrote:Should I change my nic to "TomLegendWonder" or "TomStephensJudkins"?
How about Tomscrotumsucker?
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TomFoolery Wrote:Pierced uvula:

[Image: uvulva_custom.jpg]

Gross.

[Image: uvula3tongue.jpg]
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how did the guy in your previous av wipe his ass?
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Why did you change your av? That new isn't Flumper. Flumper's belly is like a bowlfull of jelly.
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quint Wrote:how did the guy in your previous av wipe his ass?
Interesting. I think that he used brawny paper towels.
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Blueeyedwoman Wrote:Why did you change your av? That new isn't Flumper. Flumper's belly is like a bowlfull of jelly.
Just trying to spice the place up a little.
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Flumper Barflusterbutt Wrote:Yes. We had a lady come to our house one time and ask if she could mow our yard. She was hispanic and very nice. At that time I was mowing and edging myself, but I had less and less time to keep it on a good schedule. Anway, she told me that her husband had been laid off and they were doing this to make money while he was out of work. She told me the price and it seemed very reasonable.

The first evening they showed up it was her and her husband and their son. The son was about the same age as my daughter. My daughter watched as they all worked. The little boy would rake and fill bags with grass clippings. I could tell that she wanted to play with him, but he was too busy. After several weeks, my daughter managed to make friends with him and would get him to play ball or some other game in addition to him helping his parents work in the yard.

I remember watching her teach the boy how to ride her bike. He had never been on a bicycle before and he really enjoyed learning to ride hers. His mother would watch him while she trimmed the bushes or raked behind her husband. She thanked me many times for letting her son play with my daughter.

One week-end my wife and I decided to go for a bike ride through the neighborhood. We called for my daughter to come and go with us. Suprisingly, she didn't want to go. I pressed her and she finally came down the stairs. I went to the garage and started getting the bikes out. But hers was not there. I called for her and she came outside. I asked where she left her bike. She just shook her head and told me she didn't know. I looked all around the yard and finally she came up to me. She said, "Daddy, don't be mad at me. I gave my bike to Juan. He told me that he had a birthday last week and when I asked him what he got, he said that he didn't get anything. I felt bad for him."

Sad Your story made me cry. I'm going to be nice to you today.

:finger:
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Flumper Barflusterbutt Wrote:Just trying to spice the place up a little.


It's not working. Could you maybe offer free bikes to whomever posts in your thread the most?
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Blueeyedwoman Wrote:It's not working. Could you maybe offer free bikes to whomever posts in your thread the most?
No, because Tom might win and I am not buying that fukker a bike.
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I'd like a new bike. Will you buy me a Trek?

BIRD33 Wrote:Im guessing BEW's vag loks like a hotdog that exploded in the microwave.
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How are you today?

When was the last time you had sex?

Would you like some?

Do you love me like I love you?

Can you share another sob story, so I can tear up?

If ya married one of those fat women that couldn't even get off their beds, how would you have sex with her? Top, bottom, head first?

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TomFoolery Wrote:I'd like a new bike. Will you buy me a Trek?
[Image: Trek%20R200%20Side%20View%20NeckRest.JPG]

I'll ship it COD.
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this is so fucking pathetic, i'm ashamed to be a member here.

I'll let you be in my dreams if I can be in yours
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