[TomFoolery]

There sure are a lot of members reading this thread right now. Your thoughts?

[ntype]

Do you think that some nut out there print out what he posts on the internet forums to keep "spurs for the history" ?

[cLaY]

i feel like aborting myself

[Blueeyedwoman]

Thanks.

Good then. All is well.


Flumper answer this: What is the most times you've had sex in one 24 hour period with a woman?

[TomFoolery]

By "a lot of members" I meant 6. This isn't a question.

[Bill]

what is the purpose of reseting your post count?

[TomFoolery]

What 3 Stooges short is your favorite?

[TomFoolery]

Come to think of it, you are probably right. Live and Learn.

Did I even ask? If so, please post a link and/or PM. If you have the PM I grant you permission to post it here. Thanks.

[snarg]

Tom asked for some help. Which was given (by several). Then in his self centered I am $$$ style, he basically said fuck you for the help and I didn't need it because I am $$$. Basically the bitch boy doesn't know how to say thanks.

he likes to do this to make sure he is covered
you should just accept the package and ignore the warts

Do you realize that I will keep on asking questions until this thread has a higher post count than the one I started at UJ earlier this week?

Do you know why I will make sure it happens? If not, care to guess?

thank you soooooooooooo much, that frees me up from my commitment

[Bill]

would flumper like me more if I banned mich for banning him?

[Michman]

would flumper like me more if I banned mich for banning him?

What a puss. He tells me to quit being a pussy then complains.....

[Flumper Barflusterbutt]

You're not supposed to post PMs here.

Search results for "Thank AND you". None.

[Flumper Barflusterbutt]

Could Jesus microwave a burrito so hot that not even he could eat it?

Jesus can do anything.

[Flumper Barflusterbutt]

Have you ever logged onto IT while "hidden"? Why or why not?

No. Not even sure how you do that or why.

[Flumper Barflusterbutt]

Who do you think is the sexiest woman in internet forum land?

Hmm....Stoney for sure.

[Flumper Barflusterbutt]

What is your favorite song of all-time?

Dinosaur by HWJr.

[Flumper Barflusterbutt]

Who was your childhood idol?

My dad and my great uncle.

[Flumper Barflusterbutt]

Thanks.

I would get you the link where you asked for the help but I am banned at CF and can't access it.

[Flumper Barflusterbutt]

Describe the best time you've had while under the influence of alcohol?

I was supposed to be in a rodeo in Denton. We (me and two other dudes) came through Dallas on the way. Saw a cheap buffet at a strip joint and stopped for some lunch. The place wasn't too crowded so we decided to have one beer and shoot one game of pool. Four hours later I have this chic in a g-string standing on her head on my table and my face is buried between her legs. Out of no where two dudes decide to toss me out. I tell them that I have been thrown out of better places than this dump and they hurl me out the door. My buds talk two dancers into leaving with us to go to the rodeo because we will probably win and they will be famous.

Once in the pickup, we tell them that the rodeo was over a few hours ago and we missed it. To impress them we offer them some hot beer from the back of the truck and stop to get more. Money was no object, so we bought them lots of cheap beer.

We get a fancy room on the 8th floor of a pretty nice hotel and charge it to one dude's credit card. We call some friends that will be coming back through town and tell them where party central will be. They don't believe that we have the stripper chics. Stripper chics, by the way, can get annoying.

Anyway, friends begin to appear as the night grows. This hotel has a restaraunt below our room and our balcony looks down into it. We decide that the people eating down below would think it was funny if we bombed their tables with wet towels from 8 floors up. Turns out they didn't think that was funny, but we did. Have you ever seen what a fully prepared table will do when bombed with a wet hotel towel from 8 floors up? Silverware will bounce like a mother fucker.

One of my buds jumped from the balcony into a potted plant hanging in a macromay (sp?) basket a few feet out. It was connected to the ceiling of the building. Apparently connected pretty good, because it held his weight. We had to use a robe from the bathroom to flick out to him to reel him back to the balcony so we could get him out. That was a little touch and go.

The guys coming up the glass elevator in cowboy hats and nothing else from the hotel pool was quite a hit with the hotel guests. I would guess it was soon after that when some asshole manager asked us to leave. Well, he said he was "asking" us to leave, but our answer didnt matter much to him. The rest of the night is kind of a blur. I was funny as shit that night. I remember that.

[Flumper Barflusterbutt]

What type of omelette do you prefer: Denver or ham & cheese?

ham and cheese. but, if i had my choice, it would be a bacon and egg sandwich on toasted wheat bread