Anhil8tor Wrote:I gave you Iggy..I gave you the best player in the league..... you got your thank you.
I got shit back..
no thank you
no how ya been
no updated photos of the junk in your trunk
Banana Wrote:I gave you the best player in the league..... you got your thank you.
Sorry, been way too busy. I log into my hockey league, manage and log out.
Anhil8tor Wrote:hottest player does not equal best...He'll show you his ass for free.
I expected more.
Ask jimmy if he is busy tonight...
Banana Wrote:He'll show you his ass for free.
Anhil8tor Wrote:yeah no duh..Thanks for Iggy AND for taking Jimmy off my hands for the evening.
tell him 9:30.. i have dibs on the whip cream..
ask him if he can do peanut butter this time.
Banana Wrote:Thanks for Iggy AND for taking Jimmy off my hands for the evening.
CT280 Wrote:hello. :yay::lol: Well, that was enthusiastic.
BIRD33 Wrote:Im guessing BEW's vag loks like a hotdog that exploded in the microwave.
TomFoolery Wrote:HiYou should have sex with yourself in this thread.
Banana Wrote:You should have sex with yourself in this thread.
Banana Wrote:You should have sex with yourself in this thread.
BIRD33 Wrote:Im guessing BEW's vag loks like a hotdog that exploded in the microwave.
TomFoolery Wrote:Tom: Hello.
Foolery: 'Sup dood?
Tom: Not much. How about you take off your shirt?
Foolery: OK. Suck my tits.
Tom: Please ask nicely.
Foolery: Sorry.
Tom: Now take off your pants.
Foolery: Is this going to hurt?
Tom: Maybe a little.
Foolery: OK. Done.
Tom: Now bend over and slowly back up.
Foolery: Like this?
Tom: Yeah. Keep going....keep going....stop.
Foolery: Damn!
Tom: Fuck, that shit is warm. Smelly, but warm.
Foolery: Go faster.
Tom: Hey, let me fuck this dog; you just hold the tail.
Foolery: Yes sir.
(15 seconds later)
Tom: You may want to clean that up. Later, bitch.
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