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Ask Flumper Anything

why on earth would you start smoking at the age of 38?

I know what you're thinking now. You think we're all gay, don't you? Think we're all just a bunch of deviant lifestyle-living same-sex having motherfuckers, am I right?


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SanDog Wrote:why on earth would you start smoking at the age of 38?
Because I quit dipping copenhagen. That shit was addicting as hell. I mostly smoke at night and some nights not at all.
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Flumper Barflusterbutt Wrote:Because I quit dipping copenhagen. That shit was addicting as hell. I mostly smoke at night and some nights not at all.
Plus, I started my business at that time and it was very stressful. Cigarettes helped me cope with the stress. They are my friends.
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What two teams will play in the superbowl?

ntype Wrote:unrack me it's another false friend. mmh you were "readjusted" but I suppose that google translation is another source of bizzareness in one of my posts.

I fear that.
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Shadrach Wrote:What two teams will play in the superbowl?
Indy and Carolina (or maybe Seattle).
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Why did you forget to do your NFL picks this past week?

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WoolyGoat Wrote:Why did you forget to do your NFL picks this past week?
I got busy. I don't like to make the picks until at least Friday, in case something changes, like time of game, weather, injuries, etc. I just forgot. I took my daughter to race go karts sunday morning and I was going to do it then, but when I got back the early games had already kicked off.
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Flumper Barflusterbutt Wrote:I got busy. I don't like to make the picks until at least Friday, in case something changes, like time of game, weather, injuries, etc. I just forgot. I took my daughter to race go karts sunday morning and I was going to do it then, but when I got back the early games had already kicked off.
Plus, IT was so fucking dead last week, that I never came by to remind myself to do it. If you fucks would have posted ANYTHING interesting last week, I might have checked the forums and remembered. Plus, they moved it to that stupid "Football" forum that I never check.
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Flumper Barflusterbutt Wrote:Plus, IT was so fucking dead last week, that I never came by to remind myself to do it. If you fucks would have posted ANYTHING interesting last week, I might have checked the forums and remembered. Plus, they moved it to that stupid "Football" forum that I never check.

Aren't you forgetting about all of my $$$$ posts?

BIRD33 Wrote:Im guessing BEW's vag loks like a hotdog that exploded in the microwave.
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TomFoolery Wrote:Aren't you forgetting about all of my $$$$ posts?
Yes
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What was the last illegal drug you sniffed/injected/consumed? How long ago?

BIRD33 Wrote:Im guessing BEW's vag loks like a hotdog that exploded in the microwave.
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If I sent you a sock full of my jizz would you use it as a suppository in hopes you could be more like me?

BIRD33 Wrote:Im guessing BEW's vag loks like a hotdog that exploded in the microwave.
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Do you realize that I will keep on asking questions until this thread has a higher post count than the one I started at UJ earlier this week?

Do you know why I will make sure it happens? If not, care to guess?

BIRD33 Wrote:Im guessing BEW's vag loks like a hotdog that exploded in the microwave.
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TomFoolery Wrote:What was the last illegal drug you sniffed/injected/consumed? How long ago?
I rodeoed one summer with some guys that smoked pot. I smoked some, not much. Mostly just in the truck between towns. I never did anything else.
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Which came first: the chicken or the egg?

BIRD33 Wrote:Im guessing BEW's vag loks like a hotdog that exploded in the microwave.
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TomFoolery Wrote:If I sent you a sock full of my jizz would you use it as a suppository in hopes you could be more like me?
No.
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Flumper Barflusterbutt Wrote:I rodeoed one summer with some guys that smoked pot. I smoked some, not much. Mostly just in the truck between towns. I never did anything else.

How long ago?

BIRD33 Wrote:Im guessing BEW's vag loks like a hotdog that exploded in the microwave.
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TomFoolery Wrote:Do you realize that I will keep on asking questions until this thread has a higher post count than the one I started at UJ earlier this week?

Do you know why I will make sure it happens? If not, care to guess?
Because you are a fucktard?
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Do you know what the acronym "NTAGATF" stands for?

BIRD33 Wrote:Im guessing BEW's vag loks like a hotdog that exploded in the microwave.
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Flumper Barflusterbutt Wrote:Because you are a fucktard?

Surely you can come up with a better and more detailed explanation?

BIRD33 Wrote:Im guessing BEW's vag loks like a hotdog that exploded in the microwave.
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