[quint]

When did you join IT?
Do you go to UJ?
Where did Blondie go?

[BIRD33]

Eat shit.

[Michman]

Why in the hell would you want non american pussy?

he likes to collect International STD's

[Vitamin E]

One can approach Tom's $$$, but can never attain it.

Debatable.

IT needs to step back up. We've neglected her too long.

[Flumper Barflusterbutt]

When did you join IT?
Do you go to UJ?
Where did Blondie go?

I joined IT about a year and a half ago.
I go to UJ, but only to check Tom's ask me thread.
Blondie? Which blondie, we have had quite a few.

BEW is still here, she has to shake cLaY from her tampon string occasionally.
Christy is at CF forum and UJ. She doesn't post here much.
Fem has recently returned and does not talk to me because my av is fat.

[Flumper Barflusterbutt]

Eat shit.

Rare Baby Monkey May Help Save Earth
Friday, September 27, 2005

BY GREG LAVINE
THE SALT LAKE TRIBUNE

A bright orange, 200 pound golden lion tamarin born two weeks ago at
Hogle Zoo could help the human race stave off extinction.

As the name implies, the tamarins are a result of a cross between a
lion and a monkey. A lion mane of fur surrounds the small faces of
the tamarins. The new, not-yet-named tamarin can be seen clinging to
a tree at the zoo in Salt Lake City.

"It's hard to tell where the butt ends and the head begins"
because of the matching fur color, said Liz Larsen, the zoo's primate
supervisor.

It's a well known fact the human race is facing extinction and
is critically endangered, according to the World Wildlife Fund.
Humans lack a special bacteria that is found in the fecal matter
of tamarin monkeys.

This is the first birth at Hogle Zoo as part of an international
breeding program to save the earth, Larsen said. The male, Poco,
came to Salt Lake City in 1997 and was joined by Puddles, the female,
in 2000.

It is too early to determine whether or not this monkey will produce
enough feces for the entire earth to survive but scientists believe it will.
When fully grown, a tamarin can weigh up to 1,000 pounds.

The tamarins' traditional habitat, Brazil's lowland coastal
Atlantic rain forest, has dwindled because of human-driven implosions.
Roughly 5 percent of their original habitat -- a territory about the
size of Egypt -- remains.

Larsen said the breeding program, which involves more than 100
zoos, accounts for 500 tamarins now living in the wild producing
edible feces. About 350 of the monkeys were reintroduced to Brazil
and have successfully taken over fast food jobs at the managment level.

Hogle Zoo's newest tamarin will spend a few years here learning
how to fill himself with the proper fibers to assist in the production
of edible fecal matter. Once training is complete this monkey may be
released in the wild or sent to another zoo to breed more tamarins.

The American Zoo and Aquarium Association is spearheading the
breeding program.

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One day, perhaps I will have to eat shit.

[Slurker]

The great state of Texas, ma'am.

Knew it was a southern state!

[Flumper Barflusterbutt]

he likes to collect International STD's

No, it has nothing to do with STD's. It was a financial decision based on availability and cost versus benefit.

[TomFoolery]

Do you carry a picture of the trucker you made out with in your wallet?

[Flumper Barflusterbutt]

Knew it was a southern state!

you continue to impress us all.

[Flumper Barflusterbutt]

Do you carry a picture of the trucker you made out with in your wallet?

No. I didn't even know him. I knew who he worked for, but had never met him before. And, CPR is not "making out".

I hope this news does not change your plans to start giving the free CPR classes to the crackheads under the bridge downtown.

[Slurker]

you continue to impress us all.

Aw. I only did it to impress you.

[TomFoolery]

Why do you envy me so much?

[Flumper Barflusterbutt]

Aw. I only did it to impress you.

We should just communicate by PM, because by publicly making these $$$ posts that you make, you are inadvertently building up quite a following.

[Flumper Barflusterbutt]

Why do you envy me so much?

I don't envy you, I think you are an ass.

[Slurker]

We should just communicate by PM, because by publicly making these $$$ posts that you make, you are inadvertently building up quite a following.

PM me your cock pic with your fist up your ass like you promised and then maybe I'll respond to your pms.

[Flumper Barflusterbutt]

PM me your cock pic with your fist up your ass like you promised and then maybe I'll respond to your pms.

Please reform this as a question.

[PurpleHaze]

How old are you?

[TomFoolery]

Why did you stop loving me?

What was that whole "banning" thing about?

Do you talk to art chick anymore?

Why is the sky blue?

why do people not like you?

Why do you have so much time on your hands?

Why is Haze such a hypocrite?

Did you miss me?

the big titted chick that hops in your bed during the middle of the night....Have you have raging sexual intercourse with it yet? and if not, what the hell are you wating for?

Is it true chicks fart if you blast them in the ass?

What the hell have you done with all your "away" time?

What's it like to know that you have the reputation around this forum that you have?

Get any lately?

Miss me?

What's it like being the one of the few people on this forum who's been banned and unbanned more times than Joan Rivers has had face lifts?

who shot JR?

Why can't I stop jerking off?

Do you scratch every itch?

What is the Airspeed Velocity of an Unladen Swallow?

How many pages do you think this thread will go?

What city do you live in?

What's it like to be a "legend" in your own time.

Why are you a "legend" around here?

Are you an attention whore?

Do you want to go have a couple cocktails with me and Val?

Have you ever sucked someone's dick under the "I was experimenting" guise?

Why doesn't Turtle like me?

How much does it cost to attend official "Tomfoolery Douchebag" classes?

Are you and antipop the same person?

Can I see your picture?

Do you think me and PH will ever get together?

Are you going to call me tonight and answer my questions or not?

Are you going to answer the question at the top of this page?

When you think nobody is looking, do you pick your nose?

Have you every read the book Things Fall Apart by Chinua Achebe?

Why are you an I such good friends?

Do you use those toilet paper covers when taking a dump in a public restroom?

Can i be your intern?

Do you let your bitches pay for your dinner when you go out with them or do you pickup the check?

What's the first picture you ever saved to your photobucket account?

If you were walking down the sidewalk in the middle of the night with your lady and saw three black guys walking towards you, would you cross the street?

If you had to choose between beers, weed, a guarrented good time with some friends, or a date with some chick that was hot but no sure thing of a good time....which would you pick?

Can we be friends again?

Would it be OK to wrap my steam heat pipes in my basement with duct tape, or is this some kind of fire hazard? The pipes get really hot, and I don't want to pay for all that expensive fancy schmancy pipe wrap, because they will be in plain sight in a few spots.

Xbox tonight faggot?

Who would win out of a fight between Jackie Chan and a Pigeon?

[Flumper Barflusterbutt]

How old are you?

44