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Ask Flumper Anything
#81

suzy Wrote:As long as I some pumpkins who cares, I can out run him. He is probably old and out of shape.
No, Ernie is not too old. He is 28 and wants to be a doctor. He can write his own name.

He rides a bike every day and stays pretty much in shape. He would catch you.
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#82

Phew! It's exhausting trolling as Flumper. How'd I do?

Who wants more?
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#83

snarg Wrote:i will bump this theard until it has 35 pages

'cause flumper is $$$
Testify, my brother. Testify.
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#84

Blueeyedwoman Wrote:Phew! It's exhausting trolling as Flumper. How'd I do?

Who wants more?
I would have sex with you.
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#85

yeah flumper is on the long run today.

Did you ever leaved the us ?
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#86

Flumper Barflusterbutt Wrote:No, Ernie is not too old. He is 28 and wants to be a doctor. He can write his own name.

He rides a bike every day and stays pretty much in shape. He would catch you.
Okay, I just want pumpkins, we have no patches here and the ones they are selling at the grocery stores are horrible.

Who
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"This one time I went outside, the graphics were okay, but the game play sucked"  {Quote - Its Kyle}
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#87

ntype Wrote:yeah flumper is on the long run today.

Did you ever leaved the us ?
I have never traveled outside of the US except across the border of Mexico to get pussy.

I have visited the world's largest ball of twine, Carlsbad Caverns and the balancing rock somewhere in Arkansas.
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#88

What is your social security number?

BIRD33 Wrote:Im guessing BEW's vag loks like a hotdog that exploded in the microwave.
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#89

Why in the hell would you want non american pussy?

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"This one time I went outside, the graphics were okay, but the game play sucked"  {Quote - Its Kyle}
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#90

Flumper Barflusterbutt Wrote:I would have sex with you.


Must you always roll over and go straight to sleep?
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#91

Blueeyedwoman Wrote:Must you always roll over and go straight to sleep?

Yea we are having pretend sex over the internet, arent we crazy!!:joff: This thread blows.

See You In Toledo
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#92

What state are you in?

:finger:
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#93

TomFoolery Wrote:What is your social security number?
I cannot, at this time, reveal that information for legal and financial reasons. Surely you understand.
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#94

suzy Wrote:Why in the hell would you want non american pussy?
Affordability and availability were the compelling reasons at the time. Plus the alcohol was cheap and the birds were plentiful. All in all it was a cheap trip until we got pulled over for driving the wrong way on a one way dirt road in the middle of no where. Luckily the nice policeman knew some people and for a small fee he let us go.
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#95

Blueeyedwoman Wrote:Must you always roll over and go straight to sleep?
Honey, I would go suicide bomber on your ass. You'd be calling 911 and shit.
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#96

BIRD33 Wrote:Yea we are having pretend sex over the internet, arent we crazy!!:joff: This thread blows.
Don't you and cLaY have some gay stuff to discuss. Like putting things in each other's butts and stuff. Very epoch.
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#97

Flumper Barflusterbutt Wrote:I cannot, at this time, reveal that information for legal and financial reasons. Surely you understand.

I do not understand, and don't call me Shirley.


What is the name listed on your birth certificate? What is your current mailing address?

BIRD33 Wrote:Im guessing BEW's vag loks like a hotdog that exploded in the microwave.
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#98

Slurker Wrote:What state are you in?
The great state of Texas, ma'am.
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#99

TomFoolery Wrote:I do not understand, and don't call me Shirley.


What is the name listed on your birth certificate? What is your current mailing address?
Once again, I cannot reveal personal information. I have stockholders to protect. Ask me my cock size or something you really care about.
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suzy Wrote:Why in the hell would you want non american pussy?

Non-English speaking women make horrible witnesses....Duh!

Wanna hump?
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