11-12-2005, 12:27 AM
if pepsi dyed and i found out before the funeral, i'd show up, piss on her family, piss in her casket, and shit on her mother's grave.
I'll let you be in my dreams if I can be in yours
Honestly
11-12-2005, 12:29 AM
you love her that much?
apple Wrote:Aww, but mich, its only a 22 year age difference, I'm still legal :broken:
Bill Wrote:The pool is frozen like Tom Foolery's Saturday night date's snatch.
pineschic Wrote:comon' over here big boy (Vita E).. I'll warm you right up. lol
11-12-2005, 12:31 AM
cLaY, I think I have told you this story, but when I first got into the road construction business, I was on a job with an old inspector. He was a jerk, a real hard ass. Anyway, my boss at the time hated him. A few years later the inspector died and I was at the funeral and my old boss was there standing in the back. I found my way over to him during the service and whispered, "I'm suprised you're here. You always hated him.".
He whispered back, "I'm just here to make sure they bury the son-of-a-bitch".
He whispered back, "I'm just here to make sure they bury the son-of-a-bitch".
11-12-2005, 12:33 AM
cLaY Wrote:if pepsi dyed and i found out before the funeral, i'd show up, piss on her family, piss in her casket, and shit on her mother's grave.
You're sexy when you're angry.
:finger:
11-12-2005, 12:33 AM
Flumper Barflusterbutt Wrote:cLaY, I think I have told you this story, but when I first got into the road construction business, I was on a job with an old inspector. He was a jerk, a real hard ass. Anyway, my boss at the time hated him. A few years later the inspector died and I was at the funeral and my old boss was there standing in the back. I found my way over to him during the service and whispered, "I'm suprised you're here. You always hated him.".
He whispered back, "I'm just here to make sure they bury the son-of-a-bitch".
RACK that guy!
I'll let you be in my dreams if I can be in yours
11-12-2005, 12:58 AM
cLaY Wrote:RACK that guy!
2nd
11-12-2005, 01:00 AM
cLaY Wrote:if pepsi dyed and i found out before the funeral, i'd show up, piss on her family, piss in her casket, and shit on her mother's grave.Like I said clay you win. YOU HAVE BODE OVER ME.
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11-12-2005, 01:03 AM
cLaY Wrote:if pepsi dyed and i found out before the funeral, i'd show up, piss on her family, piss in her casket, and shit on her mother's grave.
But would she die blonde?
I know what you're thinking now. You think we're all gay, don't you? Think we're all just a bunch of deviant lifestyle-living same-sex having motherfuckers, am I right?
11-12-2005, 01:07 AM
Flumper Barflusterbutt Wrote:I would bang the corpse.
With the lid of the coffin.
I know what you're thinking now. You think we're all gay, don't you? Think we're all just a bunch of deviant lifestyle-living same-sex having motherfuckers, am I right?
11-12-2005, 01:18 AM
pepsi Wrote:Like I said clay you win. YOU HAVE BODE OVER ME.
Thats not that point. You ruin this place for me. I may not be the only one, but I'll be the first to admit it. BODE goes to you...whore.
I'll let you be in my dreams if I can be in yours
11-12-2005, 01:28 AM
cLaY Wrote:Thats not that point. You ruin this place for me. I may not be the only one, but I'll be the first to admit it. BODE goes to you...whore.hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha thank you for making me laugh today clay. The laugh was well needed. :hug: :lool:
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11-12-2005, 01:32 AM
pepsi Wrote:hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha thank you for making me laugh today clay. The laugh was well needed. :hug: :lool:
no thank you. i now feel better about my cousin Frankie's life. He's 12 years old and has down syndrome. he will be more successful and taken more seriously than you ever will.
I'll let you be in my dreams if I can be in yours
11-12-2005, 01:34 AM
cLaY Wrote:no thank you. i now feel better about my cousin Frankie's life. He's 12 years old and has down syndrome. he will be more successful and taken more seriously than you ever will.Not really... Once I finish school next year I will be quite successful.
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11-12-2005, 01:34 AM
pepsi Wrote:Not really... Once I finish school next year I will be quite successful.
GED? congrats...
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11-12-2005, 01:34 AM
pepsi Wrote:Not really... Once I finish school next year I will be quite successful.
No, you won't. Trust me.
BIRD33 Wrote:Im guessing BEW's vag loks like a hotdog that exploded in the microwave.
11-12-2005, 01:36 AM
TomFoolery Wrote:No, you won't. Trust me.Yes I will.
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11-12-2005, 01:38 AM
cLaY Wrote:GED? congrats...No, I will be getting my ba hopefully in june I only have a few courses till I'm done. I cant wait so then I can persue my career for my true passion.
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11-12-2005, 01:39 AM
You need a BA to work in a whorehouse these days?
cLaY Wrote:Knick-Knack Paddy's Whack, suckin' TF's Bone...
BIRD33 Wrote:You know who would be hilarious in a thread with this type of situation going on?Paddy.
BIRD33 Wrote:I was battling with the mods just like everyone else.
11-12-2005, 01:41 AM
pepsi Wrote:No, I will be getting my ba hopefully in june I only have a few courses till I'm done. I cant wait so then I can persue my career for my true passion.
You don't need a bachelor's to star in the Backdoor Whores Collection.
I'll let you be in my dreams if I can be in yours
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