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I Was...
#1

...just in the cafeteria eating chicken McNuggets and crunchy peanut butter when a piece of poop fell out of my butt, rolled down my leg, and fell in my new sneakers. Life sucks sometimes.


LOL OMG that is so weird...*giggle*

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#2

BBQ or Honey?

See You In Toledo
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#3

1o1! \|\|tf?! \/3ry fu|\||\|y11! r4ck y0u1!

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#4

BIRD33 Wrote:BBQ or Honey?

crunchy peanut butter?

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#5

not your best work
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#6

fem Wrote:1o1! \|\|tf?! \/3ry fu|\||\|y11! r4ck y0u1!

l33t, the language of love

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#7

cLaY Wrote:l33t, the language of love

i 10\/3 y0u1!11

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#8

Anhil8tor Wrote:not your best work

your wife's breathe wreaks of puppy shit and bruised turnips.

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#9

cLaY Wrote:your wife's breathe wreaks of puppy shit and bruised turnips.

she is diabetic fucker lay off!

its a side effect.
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#10

i bought a quart of transmission fluid to fuk tonight

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#11

Fuckin clay is cracking me up.!

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#12

cLaY Wrote:i bought a quart of transmission fluid to fuk tonight

I am on the same dry spell now..

what the fuck.. has your old lady talked to mine or something
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#13

What's with guy's on here and their fucking wives that don't ever give it up?

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#14

my cock is too big, she doesn't like me in her. she only lets me rub it against her clit. fuckin' bitch.

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#15

cLaY Wrote:my cock is too big, she doesn't like me in her. she only lets me rub it against her clit. fuckin' bitch.

That's fucking ridiculous. That's like a huge tease to me. Fuck the teasing and shove that cock in me damnit! !

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#16

I know my dick isn't too big.. no 6-1/4" ever hurt anyone.

edit: oh shit.. cock has been typed..

bill in here in 5....4......3....
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#17

fem Wrote:What's with guy's on here and their fucking wives that don't ever give it up?

I'm holding out for either 1 of 2 things....you come to pa or aunt flo leaves till next month.
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fem Wrote:That's fucking ridiculous. That's like a huge tease to me. Fuck the teasing and shove that cock in me damnit! !

It didn't seem to bother her before she was on birth control. i can imagine my shiny knob might be a rude awaking to most vagina's.

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cLaY Wrote:It didn't seem to bother her before she was on birth control. i can imagine my shiny knob might be a rude awaking to most vagina's.

Tell her that you need to enlarge her chimney to let the little doodz of christmas go in err out.
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Anhil8tor Wrote:I know my dick isn't too big.. no 6-1/4" ever hurt anyone.

edit: oh shit.. cock has been typed..

bill in here in 5....4......3....


nice touch on the 1/4"
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I realise that I have a past to break with--an accumulation of inertia, wrong, foolishness, rot, junk.  A great need of clarification, of mindfulness, or rather, of no mind.  A need to return to genuine practice, right effort.  Need to push on the great doubt.  Need for the spirit.  Hang on to the clear light.
           
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