[Slurker]

Indeed this is funnier this way; btw I'll lube my arm (hey I'm not a punk!)

Could ya go up my vagina and then come out my ass? Or is that too much for you?

[BIRD33]

Aw don't be jealous, I love you too? Actually his posts are very unlike UJ. All they do is ask for boobs and then compliment you, even if your boobies look like saggy, watermelons soaked in acid.

How can I be jealous if I know at the end of the day his penis will rest in my rectum?Your so right though he's so unlike UJ its not even funny,except when he's begging to be let back into UJ then its a sad funny.I guess clay is working up to asking for your boob pics in PM's?

[cLaY]

How can I be jealous if I know at the end of the day his penis will rest in my rectum?Your so right though he's so unlike UJ its not even funny,except when he's begging to be let back into UJ then its a sad funny.I guess clay is working up to asking for your boob pics in PM's?

someone's getting a little worked up?

[Flumper Barflusterbutt]

He's witty and funny. Sometimes he makes me laugh out loud which gets me wet. I've been a lurker here ever since that war thing with uselessjunk. That's how I found here. Clay to me is like the Tomfoolery on UJ. Awww do I haveta keep ass kissing or can I stop now?

I'm calling bullshit on this noob. There is absolutely no way that someone could have lurked here for over a year and think cLaY is anything more than a brain dead pulse at a keyboard.

Rack the troll for trying to pull it off though.

[Slurker]

How can I be jealous if I know at the end of the day his penis will rest in my rectum?Your so right though he's the so unlike UJ its not even funny,except when he's begging to be let back into UJ then its a sad funny.I guess clay is working up to asking for your boob pics in PM's?

You're so freaking lucky! Ya mean you get to touch his penis? Now I'm jealous. :praise: I guess I missed the part where he begged to be on UJ. It's not very fun to post there though, they take the internet way too seriously. And actually no, I haven't gotten a pm from him. I think hes assumes I'm really a man with a big weiner. Is our relationship getting any stronger?

[cLaY]

I'm calling bullshit on this noob. There is absolutely no way that someone could have lurked here for over a year and think cLaY is anything more than a brain dead pulse at a keyboard.

Rack the troll for trying to pull it off though.

Really? How so...

[BIRD33]

someone's getting a little worked up?

Im in a frenzy.

[Slurker]

I'm calling bullshit on this noob. There is absolutely no way that someone could have lurked here for over a year and think cLaY is anything more than a brain dead pulse at a keyboard.

Rack the troll for trying to pull it off though.

It's not been over a year. I think it was the beginning of summer. I can't remember, damn these aftereffects! And I thought you said I was a trool. make up your mind fat man.

[BIRD33]

You're so freaking lucky! Ya mean you get to touch his penis? Now I'm jealous. :praise: I guess I missed the part where he begged to be on UJ. It's not very fun to post there though, they take the internet way too seriously. And actually no, I haven't gotten a pm from him. I think hes assumes I'm really a man with a big weiner. Is our relationship getting any stronger?

Post a picture of yourself, if we all agree your female expect a PM from Mich first then Clay shortly after.Clay Aikens is playing it cool right now but if your hot he'll try to arrange a meeting.Our relationship has reached its end, go fuck yourself.

[cLaY]

Post a picture of yourself, if we all agree your female expect a PM from Mich first then Clay shortly after.Clay Aikens is playing it cool right now but if your hot he'll try to arrange a meeting.Our relationship has reached its end, go fuck yourself.

you're pathetic, really...

[BIRD33]

you're pathetic, really...

Thanks?

[Slurker]

Post a picture of yourself, if we all agree your female expect a PM from Mich first then Clay shortly after.Clay Aikens is playing it cool right now but if your hot he'll try to arrange a meeting.Our relationship has reached its end, go fuck yourself.

If cLay is playing it cool right now, it makes him hotter. Physically meeting ruins the godly image I have so long built up of him. But when I go home tonight I will see if I can take a picture of something. And I will miss you forever and be eternally sad for the end of our relationship. Last time I fucked myself: Five minutes ago to the drunk girl video. Bye love.

[BIRD33]

If cLay is playing it cool right now, it makes him hotter. Physically meeting ruins the godly image I have so long built up of him. But when I go home tonight I will see if I can take a picture of something. And I will miss you forever and be eternally sad for the end of our relationship. Last time I fucked myself: Five minutes ago to the drunk girl video. Bye love.

Godly image, vomit.This is a dude.

[Slurker]

Godly image, vomit.This is a dude.

Godly image = s a r c a s m. Let me check my pussy for a dick. wait... wait... nope.

[Bill]

I'm starting to think Clay's got the magic wand of orgasmic wonder.....where's the end of the line to get a piece?

[Flumper Barflusterbutt]

I'm starting to think that Clay creates female trolls to boost his board cred.

[Don]

I'm starting to think that Clay creates female trolls to boost his board cred.

You got it.

[ntype]

Could ya go up my vagina and then come out my ass? Or is that too much for you?

I am the spiritual son of Udini and Copperfield. "nothing's impossible with me"

[ntype]

I'm starting to think that Clay creates female trolls to boost his board cred.

I should do the same, it's cool to have some virtual relationship..and hey it's with someone who loves AND CAN'T LEAVE you at least :d

[cLaY]

I'm starting to think that Clay creates female trolls to boost his board cred.

BINGO! You're good.