05-24-2004, 08:35 PM
FINALLY, SOMEONE EXPLAINED IT SO I CAN UNDERSTAND IT!
There are a lot of folks who can't understand
how we came to have an oil shortage here in America.
Well, there's a very simple answer......
Nobody bothered to check the oil.
We just didn't know we were getting low.
The reason for that is purely geographical.
All our oil is in Alaska, Texas, California, and Oklahoma.
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All our dipsticks are in Washington, DC.
There are a lot of folks who can't understand
how we came to have an oil shortage here in America.
Well, there's a very simple answer......
Nobody bothered to check the oil.
We just didn't know we were getting low.
The reason for that is purely geographical.
All our oil is in Alaska, Texas, California, and Oklahoma.
* *
All our dipsticks are in Washington, DC.
I am trying to see things from your perspective....But I can't get my head that far up my ass!
Remember - The TOES you step on today maybe attached to the ASS you have to kiss tomorrow.

