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TURTLE
#1

Man screws turtle, head explodes!
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#2

I can think of another turtle that probably loves that shit. LMAO
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#3

Funny I was thinking the same thing Beau!

:fuckYou:
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#4

:o

I've often said I would do that to a woman, but I really didn't think it was possible!



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[size=1][size=2]You're just jealous cause the voices only speak to me.


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#5

:| ... Ok im amazed ... although I do think its peeing Confused
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#6

This reminds me of a joke:

Why do you put electrical tape around a hamster?
























So it doesn't explode when you fuck it.

Shoot Straight . . . Conserve Ammo . . . And Never Ever Cut A Deal With A Dragon
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#7

:lmao: sick joke UDC but funny as hell Big Grin
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#8

That was great, I'll have to find a way to post that ... elsewhere.

What a pussy that one is.

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#9

well, this is the first time I've told it on the internet so, there ya go. Smile

Shoot Straight . . . Conserve Ammo . . . And Never Ever Cut A Deal With A Dragon
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#10

To show the strength of the turtle jaws they had it bite a bottle of water.
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#11

Snaping turtles are mean as hell they will not let go!

I am trying to see things from your perspective....But I can't get my head that far up my ass!


Remember - The TOES you step on today maybe attached to the ASS you have to kiss tomorrow.

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#12

Thar she blows!!!







:lmao: :lmao:
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