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I am a horny, middle age man....
#1

but that doesn't make me normal now does it....
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#2

i'm a horny 20 something who beats his cock 1 to 2 times a day...
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#3

It certainly doesn't make you abnormal.
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#4

ClayRock Wrote:i'm a horny 20 something who beats his cock 1 to 2 times a day...

I used to have to beat it before going to sleep at night or I was never able fall asleep...I'm down to not beating my meat...instead I stap Mrs Bills forehead with it.
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#5

You're the fat naked, gray-bearded guy sitting at his computer, aren't you?
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#6

I've read somewhere that wanking off everyday is a good way not to have prostate problems.

I've quite the time but I preffer to take preemptive actions
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Bill Wrote:I used to have to beat it before going to sleep at night or I was never able fall asleep...I'm down to not beating my meat...instead I stap Mrs Bills forehead with it.

I have this problem, I also have to beat off when I get home while the spouce is at work/school...just sets the tone for the evening in the right way.
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#8

Blueeyedwoman Wrote:You're the fat naked, gray-bearded guy sitting at his computer, aren't you?

american womens have a strange taste
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#9

IMO, beating off when I'm stoned is the best feeling ever.
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#10

Blueeyedwoman Wrote:You're the fat naked, gray-bearded guy sitting at his computer, aren't you?

I'm too younge to have gray hair...

PS. I'm sorry for ever doubting your beauty...somone passed me some pics.
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#11

Bill Wrote:I'm too younge to have gray hair...

PS. I'm sorry for ever doubting your beauty...somone passed me some pics.

rules?
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#12

ClayRock Wrote:rules?

what rules?
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#13

Bill Wrote:I'm too younge to have gray hair...

PS. I'm sorry for ever doubting your beauty...somone passed me some pics.


Someone passed you my pics? I'm going to claw VitaE's eyes out.
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#14

if you're gonna talk about pics being passed around you have to post them...
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#15

Blueeyedwoman Wrote:Someone passed you my pics? I'm going to claw VitaE's eyes out.

seriously, nobody passed me your pics.
But now I know who to ask for them.
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#16

Bill Wrote:seriously, nobody passed me your pics.
But now I know who to ask for them.


You could have asked me for the, Graybeard.
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#17

Blueeyedwoman Wrote:You could have asked me for the, Graybeard.

I have....multipule times....why should I think this time would have been differnet?
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#18

Rulez Faggot, Rulez!!!!
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#19

Bill: one pic sent. Check.

Clayprick: no pics sent. Check.
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#20

Bill Wrote:but that doesn't make me normal now does it....


Bill=
horny maybe....

middleaged...not yet....><

I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.
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