[Paco]

I've looked at posts in every other thread and there's nothing to report.

[Paco]

Who the fuck are all of these noobs? and why are the kickin' the shit outta this palce(sp)?

[Paco]

Have you been invited to the IT-UJ spin of board du' jour? Since when did it become cool to gab with those UJ fucks again?

[Paco]

I've recieved too many invites or reminders of the new url. Dude, I can't tell how much I don't fukking care about posting on one more shit board.

[Paco]

I'd rather shove a sand burr in my cock head than register a nic on that bitch.

[Paco]

I was taking a dooker this afternoon and some guy takes a seat in the adjacent stall. I figured he was just another dude looking to get bizzy shittin'. I couldn't help but notice he set his Burger King bag on the floor and started eating. What sick fuck would eat in a public bathroom? How fukking disturbing is that? I was doing my best to bark out some gas with as much volume as I could muster. There was no hope! My concentration was shaken. I dropped a silent loaf. It entered the water like an olympic diver ...no splash. No farts, nothing. I pray there will never be a need to post an update to this story.

[Paco]

I wish there was porn radio. Kind of like phone sex, but where I don't have to try to convince the fat hog on the other end I've got a six pack and a huge cock I'd love to jam in her tight ass. It would be fun to see some hot chick on the road while listening to raunchy radio antics. There would always be the temptation to blast the radio with the windows down. Don't you agree?

[Paco]

If you worked in an emergency room and one of the posters from this board showed up with a GI JOE sporting the kung fu grip impaled deep in his ass cavity. Would you post it? I'd tell him I was going to post it, if he didn't let me go to town on his delicious rump roast. Then I'd post it and call him a liar if he said anything. Who the fuck is gonna believe a guy who had to go to the emergency room with an 12" action figure up his ass?

[Paco]

This board should put some serious though into pullin' a Kamakaze into the abyss.

[Paco]

A few years back I met this really cute chick. She was real shy and stuff and never would make out in public. Not that it's a big deal, it was just a little strange. It was one of our first few dates we went to the movie. Knowing she's not down with the PDA, I figured I'd just chill and watch. She started gettin a little frisky and one thing led to another. Before long she had unzipped my pants and pulled it out. Being male, I tried to push her head into my lap. She resisted and said she just wanted to stroke it for a while. Hell, that's not so bad so I let her. She kept bending my shit an would make it kink. It wasn't long before the pleasure was gone and it became an annoyance. So, I said "Hey, Floyd Rose! Ease up on the tremelo!" She got pissed and we broke up later that night. Fuck her for not having a clue who Floyd Rose is.

[Paco]

I used to come here for the smack. Today I created a dedication thread to one of the premier smack posters, and the dude played the bitch role and punked out. What the hell happened to this board?

[Sneezy]

don't you realize that noone is answering you?

Yours,
Noobtard


Rack the Olympic Diver shit!

[ClayRock]

RACK this entire thread

[newduser]

Paco and Clayrock should post more.

[Vitamin E]

agreed.

[Sassy]

agreed.

You and I are on the same wavelength, .