in movies and TV shows, when two people are ALONE and trying to figure out a solution or a plan, when one of them says, "I GOT it!" they then say "Here's what we'll do" and then WHISPER the plans to the other person? No one is within a mile of either of you two!
Idiots.
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"How come" is terrible English.
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big brother might be listening
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When I first got out of college, I worked for a large construction company. We typically bid $30 million to $100 million projects. I worked as a grunt estimator. The head estimator took his job soooo seriously. He would call me into his office if he got an idea about a bid that he thought might help him get an advantage over the other bidders (this would happen dozens of times a day maybe).
He'd call me over by his desk and while he talked he would look both ways (in his office, like someone was spying behind his desk). Then he would talk in a low town out one side of his mouth and tell me his "scheme". About every other sentence he would pause and turn his head to each side to make sure no one else was listening.
He was a nut, but a really smart guy at the same time.
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How come they are called stands when they were made for you to sit on?
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Flumper Barflusterbutt Wrote:When I first got out of college, I worked for a large construction company. We typically bid $30 million to $100 million projects. I worked as a grunt estimator. The head estimator took his job soooo seriously. He would call me into his office if he got an idea about a bid that he thought might help him get an advantage over the other bidders (this would happen dozens of times a day maybe).
He'd call me over by his desk and while he talked he would look both ways (in his office, like someone was spying behind his desk). Then he would talk in a low town out one side of his mouth and tell me his "scheme". About every other sentence he would pause and turn his head to each side to make sure no one else was listening.
He was a nut, but a really smart guy at the same time.
Sounds a lot like Asshats dad.
I know what you're thinking now. You think we're all gay, don't you? Think we're all just a bunch of deviant lifestyle-living same-sex having motherfuckers, am I right?
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ya better get a job soon, doc
obviously too much free time
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you won't need all 8
help a brudda out!!!!!!!!!!
I realise that I have a past to break with--an accumulation of inertia, wrong, foolishness, rot, junk. A great need of clarification, of mindfulness, or rather, of no mind. A need to return to genuine practice, right effort. Need to push on the great doubt. Need for the spirit. Hang on to the clear light.
Thomas Merton
