[paybacksare]

PBA asks me too many questions; my new policy is to never tell her the truth whenever she inquires about something.

Well excuse the hell out of me. You posted a thread asking people to discuss your upcoming date and offer advice if applicable. I'm sorry that my interest in your life bothers you so much.

[what?]

Well excuse the hell out of me...I'm sorry that my interest in your life bothers you so much.

if your date starts asking a bunch of questions and then drops this line on you - break a statue over her head and get the fuck out of there as fast as possible

[TomFoolery]

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[Flumper Barflusterbutt]

Did she have a big enough penis?

[Blueeyedwoman]

Come on, Tom. We're all waiting to hear how it went. Spill it, please.

[TomFoolery]

Next weekend, jerks.

[Blueeyedwoman]

Next weekend, jerks.

We have to wait another week? Dammit, call her up, then, and ask a bunch of questions like: Do you like internet message forums? Would you post your tits?
Then report the answers here, please.

[Shadrach]

Make sure you "unload" right before the date. She'll think you're a real stallion.

[ntype]

We have to wait another week? Dammit, call her up, then, and ask a bunch of questions like: Do you like internet message forums? Would you post your tits?
Then report the answers here, please.

e-voyeur much ?

[Shadrach]

Don't follow any advice given to you by BEW. There are obvious reasons for that.

[Blueeyedwoman]

Don't follow any advice given to you by BEW. There are obvious reasons for that.

Hey, Shaddy, did somebody stop payment on your reality check?

[Shadrach]

Hey, Shaddy, did somebody stop payment on your reality check?

Reality check? Aren't you the one that's always whining that you can't get a date? What's the old saying? Misery loves company? Yeah, I think that applies here.

We have to wait another week? Dammit, call her up, then, and ask a bunch of questions like: Do you like internet message forums? Would you post your tits?
Then report the answers here, please.

[Blueeyedwoman]

Reality check? Aren't you the one that's always whining that you can't get a date? What's the old saying? Misery loves company? Yeah, I think that applies here.

Um, no that would not be me. I'm just very choosy.

[ntype]

Um, no that would not be me. I'm just very choosy.

everything will come in his time.

[cLaY]

some people really know how to fuck up a decent thread...good job.