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I've Got A Date Next Weekend
#21

Gadonkadonk Money Dawg Wrote:Deal. When you moving? Im fucking hungry.

definitely before the end of the month
look forward to meeting you

just look for the ugly dwarf with cum dripping off my chin

I realise that I have a past to break with--an accumulation of inertia, wrong, foolishness, rot, junk.  A great need of clarification, of mindfulness, or rather, of no mind.  A need to return to genuine practice, right effort.  Need to push on the great doubt.  Need for the spirit.  Hang on to the clear light.
           
Thomas Merton


       
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#22

paybacksare Wrote:I need the background story on how this date came to be.
Because I'm fucking $$$ and females dig me, of course.



paybackasare Wrote:Would you consider her slightly dorky?
No

BIRD33 Wrote:Im guessing BEW's vag loks like a hotdog that exploded in the microwave.
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#23

BIRD33 Wrote:Check her panties for a cock.

Will do. I'll let her know a $$ internet friend told me to.

BIRD33 Wrote:Im guessing BEW's vag loks like a hotdog that exploded in the microwave.
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#24

we could make a game out of this:

what excuse will she give our boy here to back out of the date?
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#25

Don't expect her to put out right away. Treat her like a lady.
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#26

TomFoolery Wrote:I'll let her know a $$ internet friend told me to.

Have her come by and check this palce out.

cLaY Wrote:Knick-Knack Paddy's Whack, suckin' TF's Bone...

BIRD33 Wrote:You know who would be hilarious in a thread with this type of situation going on?Paddy.

BIRD33 Wrote:I was battling with the mods just like everyone else.
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#27

snarg Wrote:definitely before the end of the month
look forward to meeting you

just look for the ugly dwarf with cum dripping off my chin

Sweet. Im the Lurch looking mother fucker with BIRD33 swinging from my nuts.

Fuck.
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#28

South Philly isnt your typical gay rest stop, the mafia and all, be careful boys.

See You In Toledo
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#29

hoax Wrote:we could make a game out of this:

what excuse will she give our boy here to back out of the date?



TF's VM message: "Hey, this is Tom. The extremely sexy, funny, and charming guy you met last weekend. Just wanted to call and see if you want to get together sometime next week. Give me a ring when you get a chance."

She calls back.

Her: "I didn't think you'd call."
TF: "Yeah, I watched Swingers earlier this week and the dudes in that movie were pretty money. They say not to call for 6 days, so I was following their advice."
Her: (laugh) "Nice. Well, I'm glad you did."



I don't think she'll back out, but I'll play along. Her excuse will be: She forgot about the plans with her Mom for Saturday.

BIRD33 Wrote:Im guessing BEW's vag loks like a hotdog that exploded in the microwave.
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#30

Gadonkadonk Money Dawg Wrote:Sweet. Im the Lurch looking mother fucker with BIRD33 swinging from my nuts.


how does he have enuf room in the dome for both of us??

I realise that I have a past to break with--an accumulation of inertia, wrong, foolishness, rot, junk.  A great need of clarification, of mindfulness, or rather, of no mind.  A need to return to genuine practice, right effort.  Need to push on the great doubt.  Need for the spirit.  Hang on to the clear light.
           
Thomas Merton


       
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#31

Admitting to a chick that you take dating advice from a movie makes it look like you your fucking clueless.

See You In Toledo
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#32

snarg Wrote:how does he have enuf room in the dome for both of us??

Huge brain.Large shoe size.

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#33

BIRD33 Wrote:Admitting to a chick that you take dating advice from a movie makes it look like you your fucking clueless.

It was a joke, you stupid motherfucker. I tried calling her 2 days before that but didn't feel like leaving a message.

BIRD33 Wrote:Im guessing BEW's vag loks like a hotdog that exploded in the microwave.
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#34

if you bring her to the museum prepare stuff before :

1. check where toilets are
2. check the cafeteria
3. check which exposition is right now.

and what do you want us to hold your peeker too ?
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#35

Ntype Wrote:if you bring her to the museum prepare stuff before :

1. check where toilets are
2. check the cafeteria
3. check which exposition is right now.

and what do you want us to hold your peeker too ?

I'm on top of things. I'm not stupeid, you know.

BIRD33 Wrote:Im guessing BEW's vag loks like a hotdog that exploded in the microwave.
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#36

hey $$$, don't talk about yourself unless she asks, look her in the eyes and act intrigued with everything she says...and compliment her clothes, hair, eyes, ass, so on...open the door for her, don't act like a dick.
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#37

cLaY Wrote:hey $$$, don't talk about yourself unless she asks, look her in the eyes and act intrigued with everything she says...and compliment her clothes, hair, eyes, ass, so on...open the door for her, don't act like a dick.

Look, I'm not an idiot. I'm gonna sit across the table, chew my food with my mouth closed, laugh at her jokes, and that's all I'm gonna do. ('sup Vincent Vega)

BIRD33 Wrote:Im guessing BEW's vag loks like a hotdog that exploded in the microwave.
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#38

TomFoolery Wrote:Look, I'm not an idiot. I'm gonna sit across the table, chew my food with my mouth closed, laugh at her jokes, and that's all I'm gonna do. ('sup Vincent Vega)

And she'll think you're a boring fuck...
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#39

cLaY Wrote:And she'll think you're a boring fuck...

If SanDog were here he woulda racked my comment. I'm sick of you fuckers not recognizing my $$$ movie quotes.

BIRD33 Wrote:Im guessing BEW's vag loks like a hotdog that exploded in the microwave.
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#40

cLaY Wrote:hey $$$, don't talk about yourself unless she asks, look her in the eyes and act intrigued with everything she says...and compliment her clothes, hair, eyes, ass, so on...open the door for her, don't act like a dick.

Good stuff here.
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