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I've Got A Date Next Weekend
#1

Here's what we know:

*Art degree with a minor in Spanish
*Perky breasts (I'd guess 36B)
*Flat stomach
*Very short hair (sucks)


We're probably going to eat somewhere Downtown Milwaukee and then go to the Art Museum. She was impressed that I have a membership there--what she doesn't know is that I won the fucker 2 years ago and only renewed it so I could feel good about donating to charity.

Discuss? Offer advice? Tell me to fuck off?

BIRD33 Wrote:Im guessing BEW's vag loks like a hotdog that exploded in the microwave.
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#2

TomFoolery Wrote:Here's what we know:

*Art degree with a minor in Spanish
*Perky breasts (I'd guess 36B)
*Flat stomach
*Very short hair (sucks)


We're probably going to eat somewhere Downtown Milwaukee and then go to the Art Museum. She was impressed that I have a membership there--what she doesn't know is that I won the fucker 2 years ago and only renewed it so I could feel good about donating to charity.

Discuss? Offer advice? Tell me to fuck off?

Get her drunk and fuck her in the ass.

Fuck.
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#3

Sounds like she's probably got a mustache.

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#4

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#5

good luck
after dinner ask her: quieres chupar el pepino?

I realise that I have a past to break with--an accumulation of inertia, wrong, foolishness, rot, junk.  A great need of clarification, of mindfulness, or rather, of no mind.  A need to return to genuine practice, right effort.  Need to push on the great doubt.  Need for the spirit.  Hang on to the clear light.
           
Thomas Merton


       
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#6

:wpics:

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#7

don't fuck it up. say something $$$ to her in mexican.
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#8

snarg Wrote:good luck
after dinner ask her: quieres chupar el pepino?


Good plan. Chicks dig it when you ask them to suck on your cucumber.

Fuck.
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#9

say something like 'tu quiero mi chilito?'
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#10

Gadonkadonk Money Dawg Wrote:Good plan. Chicks dig it when you ask them to suck on your cucumber.


if this is a joke, np
if not, if she really speaks spanish, she will know this is not what he is asking

I realise that I have a past to break with--an accumulation of inertia, wrong, foolishness, rot, junk.  A great need of clarification, of mindfulness, or rather, of no mind.  A need to return to genuine practice, right effort.  Need to push on the great doubt.  Need for the spirit.  Hang on to the clear light.
           
Thomas Merton


       
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#11

Check her panties for a cock.

See You In Toledo
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#12

snarg Wrote:if this is a joke, np
if not, if she really speaks spanish, she will know this is not what he is asking


Guess I shoulda prefaced it with /sarcasm. Rolleyes

Fuck.
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#13

Gadonkadonk Money Dawg Wrote:Guess I shoulda prefaced it with /sarcasm. Rolleyes

whatevah
when i get to down to south philly i will buy ya a cheesesteak and beer

I realise that I have a past to break with--an accumulation of inertia, wrong, foolishness, rot, junk.  A great need of clarification, of mindfulness, or rather, of no mind.  A need to return to genuine practice, right effort.  Need to push on the great doubt.  Need for the spirit.  Hang on to the clear light.
           
Thomas Merton


       
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#14

He said "next" weekend. $100 bucks this bitch falls from her walker and breaks her hip before then!
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#15

I need the background story on how this date came to be.

Would you consider her slightly dorky?

fem Wrote:Now I'm just stupid.

fem Wrote:I enjoy being a dumb cunt. Thanks.

TomFoolery Wrote:You hurt me so bad, but I just can't stop loving you.
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#16

TomFoolery Wrote:*Very short hair

Cancer victim?

cLaY Wrote:Knick-Knack Paddy's Whack, suckin' TF's Bone...

BIRD33 Wrote:You know who would be hilarious in a thread with this type of situation going on?Paddy.

BIRD33 Wrote:I was battling with the mods just like everyone else.
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#17

no, dyke ^^^^

I realise that I have a past to break with--an accumulation of inertia, wrong, foolishness, rot, junk.  A great need of clarification, of mindfulness, or rather, of no mind.  A need to return to genuine practice, right effort.  Need to push on the great doubt.  Need for the spirit.  Hang on to the clear light.
           
Thomas Merton


       
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#18

snarg Wrote:whatevah
when i get to down to south philly i will buy ya a cheesesteak and beer


Deal. When you moving? Im fucking hungry.

Fuck.
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#19

spanish = dark hair

hopefully with dark hair she shaves her arms..
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#20

snarg Wrote:no, dyke ^^^^

That's kinda what I'm hoping for.

BIRD33 Wrote:Im guessing BEW's vag loks like a hotdog that exploded in the microwave.
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