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Here's what we know:
*Art degree with a minor in Spanish
*Perky breasts (I'd guess 36B)
*Flat stomach
*Very short hair (sucks)
We're probably going to eat somewhere Downtown Milwaukee and then go to the Art Museum. She was impressed that I have a membership there--what she doesn't know is that I won the fucker 2 years ago and only renewed it so I could feel good about donating to charity.
Discuss? Offer advice? Tell me to fuck off?
BIRD33 Wrote:Im guessing BEW's vag loks like a hotdog that exploded in the microwave.
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Sounds like she's probably got a mustache.
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good luck
after dinner ask her: quieres chupar el pepino?
I realise that I have a past to break with--an accumulation of inertia, wrong, foolishness, rot, junk. A great need of clarification, of mindfulness, or rather, of no mind. A need to return to genuine practice, right effort. Need to push on the great doubt. Need for the spirit. Hang on to the clear light.
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don't fuck it up. say something $$$ to her in mexican.
say something like 'tu quiero mi chilito?'
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Gadonkadonk Money Dawg Wrote:Good plan. Chicks dig it when you ask them to suck on your cucumber.
if this is a joke, np
if not, if she really speaks spanish, she will know this is not what he is asking
I realise that I have a past to break with--an accumulation of inertia, wrong, foolishness, rot, junk. A great need of clarification, of mindfulness, or rather, of no mind. A need to return to genuine practice, right effort. Need to push on the great doubt. Need for the spirit. Hang on to the clear light.
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Check her panties for a cock.
See You In Toledo
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Gadonkadonk Money Dawg Wrote:Guess I shoulda prefaced it with /sarcasm. 
whatevah
when i get to down to south philly i will buy ya a cheesesteak and beer
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He said "next" weekend. $100 bucks this bitch falls from her walker and breaks her hip before then!
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I need the background story on how this date came to be.
Would you consider her slightly dorky?
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no, dyke ^^^^
I realise that I have a past to break with--an accumulation of inertia, wrong, foolishness, rot, junk. A great need of clarification, of mindfulness, or rather, of no mind. A need to return to genuine practice, right effort. Need to push on the great doubt. Need for the spirit. Hang on to the clear light.
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spanish = dark hair
hopefully with dark hair she shaves her arms..