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My Nutsack Smells Like a Stinky Pussy
#1

But I haven't been laid for at least a week. Can anyone explain?
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#2

Mine smells like peanut butter and dog chow but I don't own any pets.

Explain that.

WoolyGoat Wrote:If there's any more room on your nuts, I'd like to grab on. Thanks.
TomFoolery Wrote:Secret Squirrel, I would like to hump you.
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#3

^^^ RACK!!

TomFoolery Wrote:But I haven't been laid for at least a week. Can anyone explain?
you're growing one?

suzy Wrote:Seriously, I hope you like to be peed on.
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#4

TomFoolery Wrote:But I haven't been laid for at least a week. Can anyone explain?


A week? Was it a living, breathing female or an absinthe-induced supermodel?

fem Wrote:Now I'm just stupid.

fem Wrote:I enjoy being a dumb cunt. Thanks.

TomFoolery Wrote:You hurt me so bad, but I just can't stop loving you.
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#5

paybacksare Wrote:A week? Was it a living, breathing female or an absinthe-induced supermodel?

I said "at least" a week. Don't make me get into specifics.
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#6

jerking off with Albacore (sp?) again huh ?

[Image: th_runningneopet.gif]
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#7

"at least a week" is single guy talk for 24 days
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#8

Savor the smell. My guess is it will be a while before you experience it again.
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#9

I'm sick of you guys making fun of me. I have feelings, you know.
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