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Q: Why Do Women Love Jesus?
#1

A: Because they heard he was hung like this:


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#2

see you in hell, heathen.
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#3

I heard he can't eat M&M's because they keep falling through his hands.

suzy Wrote:Seriously, I hope you like to be peed on.
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#4

Dr. Lecter Wrote:I heard he can't eat M&M's because they keep falling through his hands.

you are beautiful in every way, shape and form

I'll let you be in my dreams if I can be in yours
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#5

just reading the title of this thread my response was gonna be "cause he is hung like a martyr"
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#6

Jesus Christ walks into an Inn, he hands the innkeeper three nails and says, "Can you put me up for the night?"
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leucetios Wrote:Jesus Christ walks into an Inn, he hands the innkeeper three nails and says, "Can you put me up for the night?"

RACK! keep em' coming.

I'll let you be in my dreams if I can be in yours
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#8

The "INRI" written on the cross stood for

"I'm Nailed Right In"

suzy Wrote:Seriously, I hope you like to be peed on.
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#9

I'm undecided!
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#10

you silly. it's only because he's the son of the boss
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#11

Because he loves us back.
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#12

Blondie Wrote:Because he loves us back.

you were fooled by the priest another time I see. no he's not the personal reincarnation of jesus and stuff in a non unmetaphorical therm.

ok ?
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ntype Wrote:you were fooled by the priest another time I see. no he's not the personal reincarnation of jesus and stuff in a non unmetaphorical therm.

ok ?


Fuck.
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#14

Blondie Wrote:Fuck.

I'm a little bit tired right now but if you can wait until tomorrow we'll try to find some place somewhere.
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#15

ntype Wrote:I'm a little bit tired right now but if you can wait until tomorrow we'll try to find some place somewhere.


Wimp. Wink
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