06-30-2005, 09:16 PM
THIS IS AN OLD BIZZARE STORY....:blink:
The public porta-potty poop-hole Peeping Tom: A Canadian Press story last August reported the case of a Peterborough, Ont., man whose life has literally gone down the crapper. Darren Laite, 26, of Richmond Hill was charged on July 4 with being a peeping tom of the third kind -- a peeper from the pooper!
It all started on a summer day when two women -- not together but on separate trips -- went to Warsaw Caves conservation park, near Peterborough, for a nature hike. They not only saw nature but also inevitably heard nature call. Luckily there was one of those porta- potty outhouses nearby and the women went for a leisurely dump. You can imagine how these women were flushed with em-bare-ass-ment when they rose from the throne and looked down the hole to see a man's face eagerly staring up at them from inside the shitter tank.
"Police arrested a man reeking of excrement at the scene," Canadian Press dutifully reported. "They [the police] said he probably squeezed down through the toilet seat in the wooden stall." Laite faces two charges of committing an indecent act and two counts of "mischief interfering with the lawful use and enjoyment of property."
Knowing he was in deep shit with the law, the "red-faced" -- and brown-caked -- suspect allegedly reported he had been feeling down in the dumps lately. Shocked neighbors said he was a quiet man who smelled really bad.
Laite pleaded guilty to two counts of mischief and was sentenced Nov. 24 to three years probation. Prosecutors called for him to be shot and pissed on, but his defence team pointed out that he had already served half of that sentence.
The public porta-potty poop-hole Peeping Tom: A Canadian Press story last August reported the case of a Peterborough, Ont., man whose life has literally gone down the crapper. Darren Laite, 26, of Richmond Hill was charged on July 4 with being a peeping tom of the third kind -- a peeper from the pooper!
It all started on a summer day when two women -- not together but on separate trips -- went to Warsaw Caves conservation park, near Peterborough, for a nature hike. They not only saw nature but also inevitably heard nature call. Luckily there was one of those porta- potty outhouses nearby and the women went for a leisurely dump. You can imagine how these women were flushed with em-bare-ass-ment when they rose from the throne and looked down the hole to see a man's face eagerly staring up at them from inside the shitter tank.
"Police arrested a man reeking of excrement at the scene," Canadian Press dutifully reported. "They [the police] said he probably squeezed down through the toilet seat in the wooden stall." Laite faces two charges of committing an indecent act and two counts of "mischief interfering with the lawful use and enjoyment of property."
Knowing he was in deep shit with the law, the "red-faced" -- and brown-caked -- suspect allegedly reported he had been feeling down in the dumps lately. Shocked neighbors said he was a quiet man who smelled really bad.
Laite pleaded guilty to two counts of mischief and was sentenced Nov. 24 to three years probation. Prosecutors called for him to be shot and pissed on, but his defence team pointed out that he had already served half of that sentence.
I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.
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