[Gadonkadonk Money Dawg]

I am going to pray tonight and ask God to make a deal with me. I am going to ask that each morning when I wake up there is a handgrenade on my nightstand. I will also ask I not be held accountable temporaly or spiritually for what I do with said "daily grenade".

And what does God get out of this you ask? Well I will use the grenades to remove all the stupid people from the world that make it look like God screwed up.

[ntype]

and soon you'll realize that one grenade isn't enough....

[Gadonkadonk Money Dawg]

and soon you'll realize that one grenade isn't enough....

Thats why I'm asking for one every morning. I figure I can at least thin out the retard herd.

[Chubs]

G$, you should play catch with Raiden.

[ntype]

Thats why I'm asking for one every morning. I figure I can at least thin out the retard herd.

do you know who Sisyphe was ?

[Gadonkadonk Money Dawg]

G$, you should play catch with Raiden.

Good idea. I will use my first grenade on him. Thanks dawg!

[Gadonkadonk Money Dawg]

do you know who Sisyphe was ?

A French Myth?

[ntype]

A French Myth?

Sisyphus :

Sisyphus is the son of Aeolus (the king of Thessaly) and Enarete, and founder of Corinth. He instituted, among others, the Isthmian Games. According to tradition he was sly and evil and used to way-lay travelers and murder them. He betrayed the secrets of the gods and chained the god of death, Thanatos, so the deceased could not reach the underworld. Hades himself intervened and Sisyphus was severely punished.

In the realm of the dead, he is forced to roll a block of stone against a steep hill, which tumbles back down when he reaches the top. Then the whole process starts again, lasting all eternity. His punishment was depicted on many Greek vases. He is represented as a naked man, or wearing a fur over his shoulders, pushing a boulder.

According to some sources, Sisyphus was the father of Odysseus by Anticlea, before she married Laertus. They also mention Theseus as the hero who freed the country of Sisyphus.

ps : and no french thingie (switzerland thx). you mexican !

[Gadonkadonk Money Dawg]

So you dont think God will give me my grenades?

[ntype]

So you dont think God will give me my grenades?

depends, there should be some weapon smuggler out there called Jesus....

[Gadonkadonk Money Dawg]

depends, there should be some weapon smuggler out there called Jesus....

Does he deliver? Like I said I want that fucker on my nightstand every morning.

[Fairiedust]

will you take requests?

[ntype]

Does he deliver? Like I said I want that fucker on my nightstand every morning.

you should use a craiglist if you have such precise requirements.

[Charon]

Aberdean ???

[Swits]

hmmmm

[Gadonkadonk Money Dawg]

I actually chuckled at that.^^

[cLaY]

i didn't read 80% of this thread

[Swits]

i didn't read 80% of this thread

Here clay:

[Ralph]

Here clay:

Somebody should iron you.