[pepsi]

Just wanted to say hello to everyone here in the IT world. *waves*
How is everyone doing on this fine summer day?

[Bill]

Just wanted to say hello to everyone here in the IT world. *waves*
How is everyone doing on this fine summer day?

Why hello pepsi.
Doing ok I presume?

[pepsi]

Why hello pepsi.
Doing ok I presume?

Why of course Mr. Bill everything is just peachy.

[Beaucephus]

Glad to hear about the baby Pepsi. Hopefully all is well with her.

[PurpleHaze]

Congrats Pepsi.

How was labor?

[Beaucephus]

Congrats Pepsi.

How was labor?

My first wife told me to equate labor to pulling your upper lip completely over your nose, then I may have some idea of the pain involved.

[Gadonkadonk Money Dawg]

My first wife told me to equate labor to pulling your upper lip completely over your nose, then I may have some idea of the pain involved.

I passed 4 big ass kidney stones with burrs. The doctor told me that was pretty similar to labor. I will feel guilty if I ever get my wife pregnant.

[PurpleHaze]

My first wife told me to equate labor to pulling your upper lip completely over your nose, then I may have some idea of the pain involved.

And that's not even close. That shit hurts worse than anything imaginable. Thank god for drugs.

[VitaminE]

And that's not even close. That shit hurts worse than anything imaginable. Thank god for drugs.

I'm reasonably sure being Pepsi for a day would be more painful that delivering twins.

[Bill]

And that's not even close. That shit hurts worse than anything imaginable. Thank god for drugs.

is this why your trying again?

[pepsi]

Congrats Pepsi.

How was labor?

Labor was a breeze!!!
Wasn't as bad as I expected the pain felt like a huge cramp. I ignored the pain most of the labor.

[cLaY]

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[Fairiedust]

my ob said think "epidural" and you'll be fine...after 30mins of contractions 1min apart i finally got one..yes pain sucks.....so doing it again is a great idea....

Pepsi dear welcome back, we're glad to hear all went well, and you and the little one are in good health. Congratulations mommy1

[bdic]

Hi pepsi. I've missed you

[Beaucephus]

And that's not even close. That shit hurts worse than anything imaginable. Thank god for drugs.

The first wife went for the epidural on both pregnancies without question. My second wife was against those though because she wanted to be alert through the whole damn thing. She found solace during the labor and delivery by clamping her hands around my neck and trying to pull my hair out while screaming YOUUUUU!!!!! YOU BASTARD!!!!!!!!!. It was a pleasant experience. :|

[cLaY]

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[pepsi]

And that's not even close. That shit hurts worse than anything imaginable. Thank god for drugs.

I mightve taken drugs If I was able to but it was to late for them.

[PurpleHaze]

is this why your trying again?

Nah. I was in to much pain to actually enjoy the drugs. (who knew people actually took morphine for pain?) And I didn't get much of shit after the delivery.

[Bill]

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dood, I should delete that....it's disturbing even for this place.

[Fairiedust]

I mightve taken drugs If I was able to but it was to late for them.

you sounded like you had a very lucky pleasant experience...congrats again..and Clay your coming a might bit close to pissing off the general parental population with the morgue pick...just sayin..