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A blonde enters in a sex shop
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she yells at some dealer :

- I want dildos, I'll take the blue, the white and the red !

At this moment the dealer answers

- For the first two no problem but I'll have to ask to my boss for the fire extinguisher.
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ntype Wrote:she yells at some dealer :

- I want dildos, I'll take the blue, the white and the red !

At this moment the dealer answers

- For the first two no problem but I'll have to ask to my boss for the fire extinguisher.
Give ntype back his log-in!!
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#3

Lost in Translation.

I know what you're thinking now. You think we're all gay, don't you? Think we're all just a bunch of deviant lifestyle-living same-sex having motherfuckers, am I right?


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#4

he's a nick nack boy

I realise that I have a past to break with--an accumulation of inertia, wrong, foolishness, rot, junk.  A great need of clarification, of mindfulness, or rather, of no mind.  A need to return to genuine practice, right effort.  Need to push on the great doubt.  Need for the spirit.  Hang on to the clear light.
           
Thomas Merton


       
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#5

nick nack ?

like

nip tuk ?
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#6

Like 'you've taken too many nips' at the bottle.

As a blonde, I enjoy the blonde jokes. Let's hear a funny one now.
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#7

Blueeyedwoman Wrote:Like 'you've taken too many nips' at the bottle.

As a blonde, I enjoy the blonde jokes. Let's hear a funny one now.

why does the nasa sends blondes in space ?
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#8

ntype Wrote:why does the nasa sends blondes in space ?
Confusedcratch:
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#9

ntype Wrote:why does the nasa sends blondes in space ?


Dunno. Why does the nasa sends blondes in space?
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#10

because it's lighter than a dishwasher.

<badaaabing !>

out 5 minutes
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#11

ntype Wrote:because it's lighter than a dishwasher.

<badaaabing !>

out 5 minutes
Confusedcratch: Oh boy.
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#12

Blueeyedwoman Wrote:Confusedcratch: Oh boy.

hey mommy mommy look the little girl felt of the swing another time !
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#13

ntype Wrote:hey mommy mommy look the little girl felt of the swing another time !


I like you. You're my kinda people. Did you know that the hobbit tripped over a sniggle while attempting to regurgitate his lava lamp of giggles?
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#14

I already told you not to laugh to that kid without arms !

Blueeyedwoman Wrote:I like you. You're my kinda people. Did you know that the hobbit tripped over a sniggle while attempting to regurgitate his lava lamp of giggles?

Hey I like your style too, you've got some groove running in those veins.
Yes I heard about that tragic incident, however don't worry now my friend the bird told'em not to ride the ho-ho's another time
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