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Stupid but somwhat funny pick up lines
#1

Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money.
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you.
Excuse me, do you have your phone number, I seem to have lost mine.
I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room.
I'm new in town, could I have directions to your house.
If you were a new hamburger at McDonald's, you would be McGorgeous.
Let's do breakfast tomorrow. Should I call you or nudge you?
If I could rewrite the alphabet, I would put U and I together.
There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you.
Do you have a map? I just keep on getting lost in your eyes.
You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.
That's a nice shirt. Can I talk you out of it?
Was your father a thief? 'Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
Your daddy must have been a baker, 'cause you've got a nice set of buns.
Excuse me, but I DO think it's time we met.
Shall we talk or continue flirting from a distance?
Do you sleep on your stomach? No. Can I?
Be unique and different, say yes.

:fuckYou:
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#2

You forgot the often imitated never duplicated classic....
















Wanna fuck?
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#3

Works better when you offer a compliment first.

"Nice shoes. Wanna fuck?"
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#4

Quote:Originally posted by devious@Apr 30 2004, 12:49 AM
You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.
Yeah that would work ... like a hole in the head :lol:
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#5

My name is Jimmy, but you can call me tonight. :lol:

Jimmy - The old Hardcore Standard. :clap:
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