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L. Ron gets another one
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LONDON - Katie Holmes says she's converting to the Church of Scientology, embracing the religion of her boyfriend, Tom Cruise.

Holmes, in London to promote her new film, "Batman Begins," said Monday that she's excited about her lessons in Scientology, a religion founded by science fiction writer L. Ron Hubbard.

The 26-year-old actress and Cruise went public with their romantic relationship in April. The former Catholic and star of television's "Dawson's Creek" grew up with a poster of Cruise on her bedroom wall and has said she grew up wanting to marry him.
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I bet he gave her the giant Rooster and made her see stars.

apple Wrote:Aww, but mich, its only a 22 year age difference, I'm still legal :broken:

Bill Wrote:The pool is frozen like Tom Foolery's Saturday night date's snatch.

pineschic Wrote:comon' over here big boy (Vita E).. I'll warm you right up. lol
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#3

brainwashed.
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ntype Wrote:brainwashed.


No....since she's dating Mr. Kidman i'd say Co*ckwashed.

apple Wrote:Aww, but mich, its only a 22 year age difference, I'm still legal :broken:

Bill Wrote:The pool is frozen like Tom Foolery's Saturday night date's snatch.

pineschic Wrote:comon' over here big boy (Vita E).. I'll warm you right up. lol
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#5

i'd still gladly bath in her urine

I'll let you be in my dreams if I can be in yours
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cLaY Wrote:i'd still gladly bath in her urine

maybe not to that extreme but.....

2nd!
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cLaY Wrote:i'd still gladly bath in her urine
That wouldn't exactly make her stand out in the CLay book of ratings, now would it? You'd bathe in Satan's weenis juice too.
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#8

this face should be illigal when snapping pics

I'll let you be in my dreams if I can be in yours
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#9

who is Mr Hubbard? Confusedcratch:

prolly
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#10

not that sexy
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#11

I am a Scientologist.

Fuck.
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#12

Ya. And I'm the tokenbalck trool. :roll:
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Felix Millan Wrote:Ya. And I'm the tokenbalck trool. :roll:
I know.

Fuck.
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#14

I'm a salami

prolly
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Word up white boy. Now go put on that dress and i'll call you Dorothy, bitch. My big black cock will fit nice in that mouth of yours. And the pain you will feel in your asshole be temporarily, cracka.
Where's e-judgie anyways? Must have checked himself into da hospital from his bleeding anus and shit.

See, anyone can do it.
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heathen
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