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universal truths.
#1

all girls suck dick...all guys eat pussy.


discuss!
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#2

Some girls eat pussy, and some guys suck dick.
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#3

i dated a chick who would not suck my cock...i tried everything, begging, watching porn, slapping her in the face with it...no dice!

bitch could fuck, had a nice round bottom, nice tittes, all around good little whore to fuck for a couple of months.

I'll let you be in my dreams if I can be in yours
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#4

cLaY Wrote:i dated a chick who would not suck my cock....
Maybe it was the herpes lesions?

[Image: porngood.jpg]
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#5

PurpleHaze Wrote:Some girls eat pussy, and some guys suck dick.

True i hear, he must have failed to Google that inquirery

I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.
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#6

WAR Clay for dating a girl who wouldn't suck his dick, then marrying someone else!!!

:"::
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#7

VitaminE Wrote:WAR Clay for dating a girl who wouldn't suck his dick, then marrying someone else!!!

:"::

:blink::lool:

Probly post of the day.
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#8

I have to correct this and say all girls suck cock.................that is until you marry them. :|
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#9

Beau,

Poke her in the keester every chance you get. When she finally asks why you keep doing it. Tell her it almost feels as good as a blowjob. Chicks are smart, she'll fix stuff.
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#10

VitaminE Wrote:Beau,

Poke her in the keester every chance you get. When she finally asks why you keep doing it. Tell her it almost feels as good as a blowjob. Chicks are smart, she'll fix stuff.

Advice noted and archived. Thanks E. :d
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#11

Beaucephus Wrote:I have to correct this and say all girls suck cock.................that is until you marry them. :|



sucks to be youHuh

I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.
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#12

I take it no one remembers that old 2LiveCrew shit? feh...I show my age.

and yes, all girls I've been with sucked my dick...and I've never met a pussy I wouldn't lick.
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#13

Kanism Wrote:I take it no one remembers that old 2LiveCrew shit? feh...I show my age.

and yes, all girls I've been with sucked my dick...and I've never met a pussy I wouldn't lick.


you're pretty much begging these fuckers to open their photobuckets and flood this thread with nasty pictures :S
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#14

leucetios Wrote:you're pretty much begging these fuckers to open their photobuckets and flood this thread with nasty pictures :S
IN!!

[Image: porngood.jpg]
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#15

Kanism Wrote:I take it no one remembers that old 2LiveCrew shit? feh...I show my age.

and yes, all girls I've been with sucked my dick...and I've never met a pussy I wouldn't lick.

How about this:

LINK NSFW
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v291/C.../HELLO.jpg

I'll let you be in my dreams if I can be in yours
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#16

cLaY Wrote:How about this:

LINK NSFW
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v291/C.../HELLO.jpg

reminds me of "Alien" the movie....
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