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05-17-2005, 12:11 AM
....with a huge ass on Fri. It felt like being in a cartoon with the devil on one shoulder saying, "Go ahead and thumb that plump, fat ass" and the angel reminding me that my buddy worked with her and I had other friends there that would have had a field day with it. So I went home and thumbed my own ass and jerked off all over my roommates luggage. For some reason that fucking "Holla back Girl" song was in my head the whole time.Discuss.
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05-17-2005, 12:13 AM
see your new title, nuf said
I realise that I have a past to break with--an accumulation of inertia, wrong, foolishness, rot, junk.  A great need of clarification, of mindfulness, or rather, of no mind.  A need to return to genuine practice, right effort.  Need to push on the great doubt.  Need for the spirit.  Hang on to the clear light.
           
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05-17-2005, 12:13 AM
I've never passed up an opportunity to plow a biggie. I'll stay out of your thread.
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05-17-2005, 12:15 AM
VitaminE Wrote:I've never passed up an opportunity to plow anything, much less a biggie. I'll stay out of your thread.
Huh
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05-17-2005, 12:21 AM
VitaminE Wrote:I've never passed up an opportunity to plow a biggie. I'll stay out of your thread.

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I realise that I have a past to break with--an accumulation of inertia, wrong, foolishness, rot, junk.  A great need of clarification, of mindfulness, or rather, of no mind.  A need to return to genuine practice, right effort.  Need to push on the great doubt.  Need for the spirit.  Hang on to the clear light.
           
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05-17-2005, 12:26 AM
VitaminE Wrote:I've never passed up an opportunity to plow a biggie. I'll stay out of your thread.


The bad would have outweighed the good by far on this one.
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05-17-2005, 12:39 AM
minorthreat Wrote:....with a huge ass on Fri. It felt like being in a cartoon with the devil on one shoulder saying, "Go ahead and thumb that plump, fat ass" and the angel reminding me that my buddy worked with her and I had other friends there that would have had a field day with it. So I went home and thumbed my own ass and jerked off all over my roommates luggage. For some reason that fucking "Holla back Girl" song was in my head the whole time.Discuss.

that shit is bananas
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05-17-2005, 02:34 AM
minorthreat Wrote:The bad would have outweighed the good by far on this one.

HA HA HA you said "OUTWEIGHED" in a fat girl thread. That's funny!
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05-17-2005, 02:40 AM
VitaminE Wrote:HA HA HA you said "OUTWEIGHED" in a fat girl thread. That's funny!


Only her ass was fat. She had lil orangutang(sp?) titties.
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05-17-2005, 02:42 AM
minorthreat Wrote:Only her ass was fat. She had lil orangutang(sp?) titties.

I stuck it to a biggie who's tits were like a pair of rotten pears in dirty sweat socks. My performance was marginal. I thought for sure she'd like me sneak one in the pooper. No dice.
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05-17-2005, 02:44 AM
VitaminE Wrote:I stuck it to a biggie who's tits were like a pair of rotten pears in dirty sweat socks. My performance was marginal. I thought for sure she'd like me sneak one in the pooper. No dice.


I'm betting the scenerio started with her giving you head. All fat chicks give head.
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05-17-2005, 02:45 AM
leucetios Wrote:that shit is bananas


Are you nuts?? That song sucks donkey dick..







** Edit** Nevermind... My dumb ass gets it.
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05-17-2005, 02:49 AM
minorthreat Wrote:I'm betting the scenerio started with her giving you head. All fat chicks give head.

I don't recall the sequence of events. I was out with a couple buddys. This one white dude named Jackson was notorious for hitting the chubby gals. To avoid him taking her upstairs. I told her I loved to eat pussy. She perked up. I felt obligated to go for the box lunch. It was malodorous, but endured it. The hummer wasn't bad. After the oral exchange, she grabbed a robe and went downstairs and brought us both up a beer prior to penetration. That was cool.
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05-17-2005, 02:54 AM
VitaminE Wrote:I don't recall the sequence of events. I was out with a couple buddys. This one white dude named Jackson was notorious for hitting the chubby gals. To avoid him taking her upstairs. I told her I loved to eat pussy. She perked up. I felt obligated to go for the box lunch. It was malodorous, but endured it. The hummer wasn't bad. After the oral exchange, she grabbed a rope and went downstairs and brought us both up a beer prior to penetration. That was cool.


When i lived in Scrappy, my buddy fucked a fattie that we nicknamed "Battleship" Big woman always in grey.
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05-17-2005, 02:57 AM
WAR his "Sink the Bizmark" attitude!
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05-17-2005, 02:58 AM
VitaminE Wrote:WAR his "Sink the Bizmark" attitude!


Picked her up at "Liquor Lyles" On Hennepin.
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05-17-2005, 03:02 AM
minorthreat Wrote:Picked her up at "Liquor Lyles" On Hennepin.

Lyle's Liqour Lounge is always packed with women. Not many of them are fine, but if you're looking to dump a load around 1-2 am, that place is $$$$
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05-17-2005, 04:59 AM
VitaminE Wrote:Lyle's Liqour Lounge is always packed with women. Not many of them are fine, but if you're looking to dump a load around 1-2 am, that place is $$$$


I think you are getting Liquor Lyles confused with Lee's Liquor Lounge.

My two favorite bars in Scrappy.
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05-17-2005, 11:23 AM
minorthreat Wrote:I think you are getting Liquor Lyles confused with Lee's Liquor Lounge.

My two favorite bars in Scrappy.


I have a lounge more.... ????? Huh
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05-17-2005, 11:31 AM
minorthreat Wrote:Only her ass was fat. She had lil orangutang(sp?) titties.

you're describing a freak or an orangutan. Was it at the bar or at the zoo ?
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