[Beaucephus]

Been looking at getting a new mower as I have just over and acre yard (front & back). Was checking one of these babies out this weekend and from what I have heard they are awesome in cutting down the mowing time. Anyone else have on or one similar?? I'm skeptical.

[Bill]

0 degree turning radius is nice, but go for as wide a cutting width as you can find....and why spend the money on a cub?

[cLaY]

This mofo will rock your socks off, picture me shirtless being pretty in the front yard behind this bad boy.

[Bill]

This mofo will rock your socks off, picture me shirtless being pretty in the front yard behind this bad boy.

where's VitE's ghay lawn guy when you need it...

[leucetios]

is that supposed to be Clay? Well, I guess it is small enough...

[Bill]

is that supposed to be Clay? Well, I guess it is small enough...

photobucket resized it....bastards made me have to edit my post.

[VitaminE]

I was expecting



or



or



or

[VitaminE]

Say hi to the chillins!

[Beaucephus]

0 degree turning radius is nice, but go for as wide a cutting width as you can find....and why spend the money on a cub?

Man I ain't necessarily going for strictly Cub Cadet but I will say I have had one since 1991 and the fucker has run like a top with minimal maintenance. So naturally that was the first brand on my list.

[Bill]

I was expecting

reminded me of

which made me think about this

should I continue?

[VitaminE]

Beats talking about mowers!

[Bill]

Man I ain't necessarily going for strictly Cub Cadet but I will say I have had one since 1991 and the fucker has run like a top with minimal maintenance. So naturally that was the first brand on my list.

my craftsman has been running strong since then, and that fucker plows snow....but that was when Sears made decent garden tractors.

[Bill]

Beats talking about mowers!

ok!



made me wonder if she's ever been nekkid in any movies. but since she is a little scary...


I started thinking about.
[b][b]Denise Richards for some reason...she ever posed nekkid anywhere?
[/b][/b]

[VitaminE]

ok!



made me wonder if she's ever been nekkid in any movies. but since she is a little scary...


I started thinking about.
[b][b]Denise Richards for some reason...she ever posed nekkid anywhere?
[/b][/b]

She showed 'em in American History X

I heard she owns a witchcraft store. I'm not afraid of that crap, I'd stick the hook in her pooper!

[VitaminE]

Someone please find and post Tara Reid's autopsy-esqe boob job!

[Bill]

She showed 'em in American History X

I heard she owns a witchcraft store. I'm not afraid of that crap, I'd stick the hook in her pooper!

alittle voodoo poopoo on the hook not gonna run VitE off.

[VitaminE]

alittle voodoo poopoo on the hook not gonna run VitE off.

It's not like shinking it is a worry. Worst thing she could do is straighten it out....of course I would lose all of the "Side Show" curious chicks. I'll need to rethink this.

[Fairiedust]

here i thought this was about the wife getting the yearly bikini wax

[cLaY]

i dated a chick i suspected was into witch craft...she tried sucking my testicles down her throat like a Dirt Devil. i was not impressed.

[Beaucephus]

Many thanks to all for hijacking my Tim Allen-esque mower thread with a cheap dirty leg withcraft ho. God I love this place. :d