[cLaY]

:loool:

bill's funniest stuff always happens on his 5th wedding anniversary.

take into consideration who he's pulling it on. Still RACKable

[Bill]

I'll take all the cheap shots I can find.

[SanDog]

I'll take all the cheap sluts I can find.

FTFY

[minorthreat]

I don't understand this thread.

[fem]

I don't understand this thread.

I don't get it! Every damn thing you say cracks me up!

[Charon]

Meet your husbands/wives?



I think it's about damn time I found one, but I'm not sure where to look.cratch:

Church confessional is a good place to find a good women.
She's wild and believes in going to church !

[paybacksare]

Mutual friends set us up. They had been telling me for months that we'd be perfect together, but I had no real desire to be set up, or to go on a blind date. It just seemed too contrived, too destined for awkwardness. But my friends were persistant (they really hated everyone else I had been dating at the time) and finally I just gave in and said "Fine, give him my phone number"

It was one of those cheesy stories where we spent hours a day for three days on the phone and then met on the fourth day and the rest is history.

Now I bug those same friends about why in the hell didn't they "make" me meet this man sooner?

[bdic]

I met my wife at school in the library. I was looking for some references for a paper on the Middle East, and she was looking for Holocaust info. She caught me checking her out and rolled her eyes at me.

I have no guts when it comes to women, so I just sat down and worked on my paper. About an hour later, a friend of hers came up to me and asked if I wanted to go for a drink with the two of them after I was finished.

The rest is history, so to speak.

[Belle]

MT and I met on TT.. we got married.. it lasted about a week. we are divorced now, but at least we can still laugh about it.