[TomFoolery]

I'll tell you a story of leeman
He takes massive cocks in his can
When dudes in the caboose
Can't finish (too loose),
He'll finish the job with his hand.

[Devious]

In the Garden of Eden as everyone knows,
Lived Banana and Dev's without any clothes;
In the Garden of Eden were two little leaves,
One covered Banana's and one covered Dev's.
As the story goes on, one blustery day,
The wind came along, and blew leaves away.
At the sight of Banana's cunny, Dev did stare,
And covet nana's treasure all covered with hair.
And wonder of wonders, nana's got a surprise,
As Dev's own serpent, it started to rise.
nana was astounded, it gave her a shock,
To see Dev flaunting that thing he called cock.

They found them a spot that was shady but warm,
The cock and the cunny were working their charms.
nana opened her legs, spread them wider apart,
And a fluttering feeling took a hold of her heart.
The head of his serpent peeked into her hole,
And filled them with a passion they could not control.
Nana lay on her back with her legs open wide,
And Dev's stiff serpent crept right on inside;
It eased itself into nana's treasure, her cunny,
All dripping and wet, land of milk and honey.

Backwards and forwards that serpent did slide,
And nana's hidden treasure got all wet inside.
The feeling was good, nana wouldn't let loose,
Until Dev's serpent was all out of juice,
nana quivered right through and she let out a grunt,
As Dev's spent serpent slipped out of her cunt.
Now down through the years godly people did screw,
And now it is time for my serpent and you.
So pull down your knickers, lay down on the grass,
Cause I'm in the mood for a piece of your ass.

[Fairiedust]

[leucetios]

In the Garden of Eden as everyone knows,
Lived Banana and Dev's without any clothes;
In the Garden of Eden were two little leaves,
One covered Banana's and one covered Dev's.
As the story goes on, one blustery day,
....

**calls the Plagiarism Police**

[Odysseus]

In the Garden of Eden as everyone knows,
Lived Banana and Dev's without any clothes;
In the Garden of Eden were two little leaves,
One covered Banana's and one covered Dev's.
As the story goes on, one blustery day,
The wind came along, and blew leaves away.
At the sight of Banana's cunny, Dev did stare,
And covet nana's treasure all covered with hair.
And wonder of wonders, nana's got a surprise,
As Dev's own serpent, it started to rise.
nana was astounded, it gave her a shock,
To see Dev flaunting that thing he called cock.

They found them a spot that was shady but warm,
The cock and the cunny were working their charms.
nana opened her legs, spread them wider apart,
And a fluttering feeling took a hold of her heart.
The head of his serpent peeked into her hole,
And filled them with a passion they could not control.
Nana lay on her back with her legs open wide,
And Dev's stiff serpent crept right on inside;
It eased itself into nana's treasure, her cunny,
All dripping and wet, land of milk and honey.

Backwards and forwards that serpent did slide,
And nana's hidden treasure got all wet inside.
The feeling was good, nana wouldn't let loose,
Until Dev's serpent was all out of juice,
nana quivered right through and she let out a grunt,
As Dev's spent serpent slipped out of her cunt.
Now down through the years godly people did screw,
And now it is time for my serpent and you.
So pull down your knickers, lay down on the grass,
Cause I'm in the mood for a piece of your ass.

:praise: :loool:

[Devious]

**calls the Plagiarism Police**

You're just jealous it doesn't say leo.

[TomFoolery]

I could point out that Devious copied and pasted (with minor alterations). I could also point out that you could find that poem by doing a Google search, and you might get this as a result.

But I'm not a hater, so I won't mention it. Nice work bro!

[leucetios]

You're just jealous it doesn't say leo.

onotleo:

[Banana]

:eek: :$ I'm oddly aroused.....

Good job Dev.

[Devious]

Of course it's not mine! Do you really think I could come up with that?

[SanDog]

**calls the Plagiarism Police**

No need to call.....
http://jokesmagazine.com/managearticle.asp?c=445&a=27

[Devious]

I could point out that Devious copied and pasted (with minor alterations). I could also point out that you could find that poem by doing a Google search, and you might get this as a result.

But I'm not a hater, so I won't mention it. Nice work bro!

It's actually from http://www.hootisland.com/text/eroticha/poems.html

[Fairiedust]

it's still funny