04-07-2005, 05:43 AM
I once set up a "robbery" with a buddy of mine. My parents went out of town and had a "sitter" stay with us. They guy was 26 at the time and we were 17. He worked with me and my buddy and was always a dick to us. He got us in trouble daily. I came up with this plan and began preping for it as soon as he got there. I worked out the particulars with my buddy and we were set. I left my parents window unlocked and went out for the night. We stayed out past curfew and the dood crashed out. We came back to the house wearing all black and ski masks. We parked the truck two blocks away so the dogs wouldn't bark when we pulled up.
We came through my parents window and turned off all the lights and unplugged the cordless phones. I had my buddy walk up and down the hall with the flashlight while I opened and closed drawers in my parents room and my room (he was staying in my brothers room). I knew that he would see the flashlight and hear the noise and know something was up. We had brought handcuffs and were going to handcuff him before we let the joke up.
As soon as I started opening and closing the drawers... the outside dogs went nuts. That woke him up. We had the doors that you could lock.. .but unlock them with a toothpick (if any of you had them you know what I am talking about). After a few minutes we were primed to go in.
I told my buddy to hold the light and gun on him while I threw open the door. Well, when the door flew open the guy had woken up and snuck to the door and put on his pants (lucky us). When he saw us in ski masks and pistols he froze... fell backwards and started crying while yelling.... "What do you want?"
We busted out laughing..... we couldn't help it. He was pretty upset. He had turned beet red and couldn't stand still. He started chain smoking and kept pacing back and forth saying "I can't believe you guys did this." He didn't go back to sleep for 3 hours or so. Luckly he didn't know that my brother was an avid hunter and kept loaded rifles under his bed. We talked about that for years....
At work the next day we told everyone. He caught so much shit that he wanted to fight another coworker. He didn't fuck with us anymore though. He also quit a month later.....
good times.
We came through my parents window and turned off all the lights and unplugged the cordless phones. I had my buddy walk up and down the hall with the flashlight while I opened and closed drawers in my parents room and my room (he was staying in my brothers room). I knew that he would see the flashlight and hear the noise and know something was up. We had brought handcuffs and were going to handcuff him before we let the joke up.
As soon as I started opening and closing the drawers... the outside dogs went nuts. That woke him up. We had the doors that you could lock.. .but unlock them with a toothpick (if any of you had them you know what I am talking about). After a few minutes we were primed to go in.
I told my buddy to hold the light and gun on him while I threw open the door. Well, when the door flew open the guy had woken up and snuck to the door and put on his pants (lucky us). When he saw us in ski masks and pistols he froze... fell backwards and started crying while yelling.... "What do you want?"
We busted out laughing..... we couldn't help it. He was pretty upset. He had turned beet red and couldn't stand still. He started chain smoking and kept pacing back and forth saying "I can't believe you guys did this." He didn't go back to sleep for 3 hours or so. Luckly he didn't know that my brother was an avid hunter and kept loaded rifles under his bed. We talked about that for years....
At work the next day we told everyone. He caught so much shit that he wanted to fight another coworker. He didn't fuck with us anymore though. He also quit a month later.....
good times.
