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sw33t a DUI
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RACK me

prolly
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#2

Joey?
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#3

:o

Are you serious?
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#4

I feel somewhat responsible. If I had given you recognition yesterday maybe you wouldn't have tried to drink the tears away.

Sorry dawg.

BIRD33 Wrote:Im guessing BEW's vag loks like a hotdog that exploded in the microwave.
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#5

Join the club.
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#6

PurpleHaze Wrote::o

Are you serious?


I came oh so close to killing the power to all their computers while they were booking me. the power bar thingy was right next to my foot and there were no cameras trained on me that I could see. but I was fairly plastered.

I could have kicked it off and back on who knows how many times before deputy fife caught on.

luckily I was coherent enough to realize that would only prolong the process. and possibly get me a few more charges.

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#7

What did you blow?

BIRD33 Wrote:Im guessing BEW's vag loks like a hotdog that exploded in the microwave.
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#8

TomFoolery Wrote:What did you blow?

deputy fife.
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#9

TomFoolery Wrote:What did you blow?

Most loaded question ever posted at IT.
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#10

TomFoolery Wrote:What did you blow?

Fag.

See You In Toledo
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#11

I told you so!!
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#12

You guys are so immature.

BIRD33 Wrote:Im guessing BEW's vag loks like a hotdog that exploded in the microwave.
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#13

TomFoolery Wrote:You guys are so immature.

you started it.
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#14

.18

not bad huh?

they let me ride in the front.

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#15

Tied me.
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#16

Pancakes Wrote:.18

not bad huh?

they let me ride in the front.

You must have done 60 shots of Watermelon Pucker.

BIRD33 Wrote:Im guessing BEW's vag loks like a hotdog that exploded in the microwave.
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#17

7 rolling rocks and I forget how many miller lites. 5?

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#18

TomFoolery Wrote:What did you blow?
no
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#19

well, what a surprise

Confusedn_ph34r:

I realise that I have a past to break with--an accumulation of inertia, wrong, foolishness, rot, junk.  A great need of clarification, of mindfulness, or rather, of no mind.  A need to return to genuine practice, right effort.  Need to push on the great doubt.  Need for the spirit.  Hang on to the clear light.
           
Thomas Merton


       
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Pancakes Wrote:7 rolling rocks and I forget how many miller lites. 5?

The fact that you don't remember should be a clue that you should not have been driving.

I know what you're thinking now. You think we're all gay, don't you? Think we're all just a bunch of deviant lifestyle-living same-sex having motherfuckers, am I right?


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