[Dr. Lecter]

Hurry up and be funny, you faggoty fucks.

Love,
ME!

p.s. How many Freudian psychologists does it take to change a penis?

oops, um, I mean a lightbulb.

[leeman]

None ... they don't have a penis ...

[Rage]

Hmmm, this might work if you're into 40k...


How many Commissars does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two, one to replace the lightbulb and the other to shoot him when he fails.




If that didn't work then you can take a look over at jokes.com, they've got some funny shit.